Man I love all my Chad buddies. I also know their batting averages on cold approaches tbh
Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.
Here is his report:
Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.
Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.
Seattle? We went 0-for-15.
Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.
At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.
I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.
Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?
Seems the Taco Bell drive thru man couldn’t understand what I was saying inshallah he will
Get the order right
🚨BREAKING: A Large Number Of Israeli Soldiers Were Lured Into A Trap By Hezbollah & Killed
According to reports from on the ground, the soldiers were lured into a building, in Bint Jbeil, that was rigged with explosives.
The whole building was detonated with no survivors.
Israel reported a “serious security incident”, but is yet to comment on the details.
Robert Kraft and @Patriots please create an ad from the command center in the bowels of Gillette stadium condemning Israel’s blatant antisemitism #StopJewHate 🟦
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Beards, tattoos, and gun fetishization are a form of cosplay for men who suffer from such extremely complex insecurities that if they didn’t latch onto these idolatries of supposed manhood, they’d instead be indulging in something like diaper play
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If Americans could read 4 whole pages of text, we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.
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📺DEBUT: ‘Perfect Strangers’ starring Bronson Pinchot and Mark Linn-Baker premiered 40 years ago, March 25, 1986, on ABC
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Almost a mirror image of the rhetoric Trump is currently using, replete w/the unquestioned deference to Israel's protection.
Suggests that Trump is just a convenient face for policy that they're all for and that they were always going to use his "unpopularity" to launder war.
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Do you remember the first time YOU watched Ratatouille? 🎬
Our mobile cinema is moving between camps to spread moments of joy. After crafting their popcorn cups, the kids enjoyed some salty popcorn and a childhood classic 🍿
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israeli kid watching star wars episode 1 and crying because before Watto he had never seen someone like him represented on film
Some Kuwaiti mfer rn
Three US fighter jets were accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, US military says. All crew members survived the crash. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4ch4HBo
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Marques Tuiasosopo 302 passing yards and 207 rushing yards against Stanford 🍿
