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uh, clarice ?@uhclarice9 Jun 2025

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uh, clarice ?@uhclariceNov 10

she gave me primetime on that wicker until I could see everything

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baby brina ★@PL4NETBRINANov 5

i hit it during sex too #nevercared

TMD@virgomodeNov 4

Imagine being on a date w a girl and she won’t stop hitting her vape

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Eli, #1 Bunny Fan@TheFreshStart84Nov 4

He's cutting himself :(

@NewsWire_USNov 4

TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES

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CHRI$@bamfartgeraOct 31

Can I hit your vape all night whenever I want

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 30

Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.

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@nathanfielder4 Aug 2013

I want to buy all the women all the houses

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𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖@voidt9_Oct 26

you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.

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LazerPig@PigLazerOct 26

Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.

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fent pimp@tattedjugsOct 25

“can I hit your vape” what’s my middle name

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JOLLY castiel || spn s14@jimstielOct 21

Woke up feeling like:

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s@sickaquaOct 14

fight backkkkkkk @mishacollins @JensenAckles

ROAR@RockemRoarOct 13

WDYM MATTHEW LILLARD AND SKEET ULRICH KISSED????????

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lancito@inhalingspriteOct 8

Just ate your pussy in my head hope you felt it

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jake rhodes@jakebrodes18 Mar 2024

just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life

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paige@BonerWizardAug 22

you laugh but this is the only safe food or drink in the united states of America

Matt Lindner@mattlindnerAug 21

Have you ever found yourself eating a Pop Tart and thinking "Man, I really wish this Pop Tart could get me drunk"? GOOD NEWS usatoday.com/story/money/foo…

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@woahhvickyyyAug 11

IF A girl GET TIPSY AND GAY I KNOW THESE guys DO TOO

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@LaughterHaverJul 29

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jimmy falun gong@eviIcherubJul 28

the odyssey was inaccurate because nolan excluded the one night a year it’s legal for single people to have sex

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Jane Altoids@staticbluebatJul 24

In 2026 we get health information from They Might Be Giants instead of the FDA

They Might Be Giants

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@poetastrologersJul 23

Transition from Cancer to Leo season

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hb@h3xenbrenner2Jul 24

even if you paused your game to be somewhere?

ヒューゴ@klarnic_debtJul 23

I just think at a certain point as an adult you need to not wear shirts with text or images on them

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