Founder, @Decider. Picker / Grinner / Lover / Sinner. Michigan grad. #GoBlue

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Stage 1: whatevs (dot org) Stage 2: whatevs (dot tumblr) Stage 3: whatevs (dot substack) That is to say: I’ll be doing some light blogging by way of irregular email newsletters for the foreseeable future. First issue is now live! (Don’t worry, it’s free.) open.substack.com/pub/whatev…
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It brings me no pleasure to report that Sean Fennessey is *still* missing from The Rewatchables. Yesterday's live ELM STREET episode featured Bill, CR, and Van Lathan, but no SF. (Fun ep tho!) My chart has been updated to reflect the new streak metrics... whatevs.substack.com/i/22222…
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Outside of UTEP, Michigan has scored 11 TD in 6 games and averages 15ppg. Of those scores, 1 came on a Hail Mary, another on a pick-6 and 5 came after defense forced a TO (4 in plus territory). U-M has crossed the 50 and scored TD (w/o Hail Mary) 4 times. freep.com/story/sports/colle…
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Elon IS who they've been saying Soros is. Kushner IS who they say Hunter is.
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This tribute from Ice Cube to D.O.C., right before the latter received his Paid in Full Award this weekend, was one of the most powerful things I've heard in a long time.
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At Michigan we demand more. The program demands a driven energetic staff. Fundamentally sound. Good enough is not good enough.
Devin Gardner GOES OFF on Whittingham’s postgame comments: “I’m not surprised… this is just the latest edition of things our head coach has said that don’t sound like what we should expect… two years after a national championship.”
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This is the biggest corruption scandal in American history. The Trump crime family is trying to sell the future natural gas rights of Alaska to the Russians in exchange for $25 billion in cash for themselves today.
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Devin Gardner GOES OFF on Whittingham’s postgame comments: “I’m not surprised… this is just the latest edition of things our head coach has said that don’t sound like what we should expect… two years after a national championship.”
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Thrilled for JJ’s big day today. The “handoff merchant” narrative was always hogwash. Anyone who watched him at Michigan knows beyond the shadow of a doubt that he’s a leader of men. #GoBlue #GoBigBlue
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This kind of mealy mouthed garbage is why KW spent the last two decades in the wilds of Utah. This loser mentality doesn’t fly in Ann Arbor. Buh bye.
Michigan head coach Kyle Whittingham: "If that's the No. 6 team in the country, then we're pretty good, even though we're sitting here at 4-3."
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We just saw the dumbest play call in Michigan football history. Trailing Indiana 6-0, UM has third and goal from the 1. OC Jason Beck calls for freshman Tommy Carr to roll out and try to hit the Rhino guy, Beigel. Sacked. Missed FG. That's arrogance and stubborness from Beck.
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Michigan had it 1st & 10 inside the IU 13-yard line 4 times in the 2nd half/OT & netted 1 total yard & 6 points. I have no words to describe how bad this is. I’ve never seen anything like it.
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Watching Michigan with two different quarterbacks, it's hard not to conclude that Michigan's offensive problems are more OC Jason Beck than it was Bryce Underwood or is Tommy Carr.
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Trump and Republicans are selling out Alaska to Russia.
US energy company execs have resigned in disgust as the Trump family is caught secretly expediting the funneling of $25 billion from a sanctioned Russian energy giant in exchange for allowing Russians to obtain a natural gas project in Alaska. According to investigations by The New York Times and Financial Times, Russia's Novatek allegedly concealed its financial involvement in the American project through a UAE-linked intermediary. Gentry Beach, a longtime Trump ally and close friend of Donald Trump Jr., signed an agreement with Novatek to pursue natural gas development in Alaska. Reuters documented the arrangement in February. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin discussed this cooperation on the Alaska energy project with Trump's representatives, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, during negotiations involving Russia and Ukraine. The controversy deepened when Polar Train LNG's CEO, Joel Riddle, raised concerns about concealed Russian financing and possible sanctions violations. He departed in September, followed by other senior executives. The Financial Times also described discussions about a potential arrangement under which Novatek would provide technology for the Alaska project in exchange for sanctions relief benefiting its Arctic LNG 2 development in Siberia. According to The New York Times, Riddle and two other departing executives warned the Trump administration about the Russian financing and urged officials to investigate. The White House maintains that the project was mentioned only briefly and that no detailed discussions took place. There is no established evidence that Kushner or Witkoff knew about the allegedly concealed financing. Polar Train LNG denies wrongdoing. The central question is how a sanctioned Russian energy company became involved in a major American energy venture while Putin was discussing potential economic cooperation with Trump's representatives and a longtime Trump family associate was pursuing a separate agreement with the same Russian company. Selling Alaska to the Russians or selling Ukraine to the Russians - to the Trump family it's all the same. ft.com/content/e9cfbfbb-e65a…
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I am always against monkeying around with the Constitution, but if Trump does this and links it to policy areas, then it really is time to change or eliminate the pardon power, which was never supposed to be used as a blanket shield for preventing accountability
SCOOP: White House lawyers weigh preemptive pardons for large numbers of junior admin staff, as MAGA allies press for protections for lower ranking aides Under discussion is pardons everyone in certain policy, like deportation Does not seem imminent washingtonsun.com/whitehouse…
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RAISED BY WOLVES hive, our time is nigh!
Excl: A new ALIEN movie is in the works, this one to be written by Aaron Guzikowski, who worked with Ridley Scott on the sci-fi series RAISED BY WOLVES. He also wrote the Denis Villeneuve-directed kidnapping thriller PRISONERS. hollywoodreporter.com/?p=123…
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“Holy shit it’s Viper!” R.I.P. to Tom Skerritt, ace actor and Detroit legend. Still surprised PICKET FENCES never picked up a second life on streaming.
Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series “Picket Fences” and appeared in movies ranging from “MASH” to “Alien,” “Top Gun,” “A River Runs Through It” and “Ted,” has died of natural causes at 93. variety.com/2026/film/news/t…
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The Russians hacked Jared's phone. Then Dutch cyberspies reverse-engineered that hack, giving them unprecedented access to his world. Bananas story here in @VanityFair
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When first reported, 2025’s jobs reports added up to 1.2 million new jobs. After revisions, the economy added just 116,000 — 90% less.
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