@undercoverags

3rd Generation Fightin’ Texas Aggie | Sports Beat Writer | Conservative | Jesus Saves | not Trevor Knight the former QB #GigEm👍 #DallasCowboys #ChaseTheFight

 College Station, TX
Joined February 2026
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I love Texas A&M with every bone in my body. We really are the best university in the world.
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Texas A&M Football should sue Bonnie Blue for copying their idea of getting paid to screw thousands of fans. #CBTM
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I haven’t seen my college or NFL team win a football game since October 17th and the earliest I’ll see another one is September 5, 2027😭✌️
Chanluh 🪐
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I haven’t seen my college or NFL team win a football game since October 10th and the earliest I’ll see another one is October 31st 😭✌️
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Disavowing your peers for not giving up on their team JUST 8 DAYS BEFORE writing that you “are proud to be a longhorn” is exactly why the t-shirt prominent fan base of Texas will never be respected. Texas will always lack the sweat equity and love associated with being a current or former student at the school you root for. unless you are like @KellyTexas2012 and the rest of their reunion.
Kelly Traut ♡
@KellyTexas2012Oct 25
Replying to @_delconte
@_delconte I heard from so many Ole Miss fans who said it was quite possibly the best college gameday atmosphere they had ever experienced. What a compliment from visiting fans—and a testament to all you and your team do! Thank you, sir, for making the Texas experience the best of the best. Proud to be a Longhorn! Hook ’em! 🤘🧡
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Saggy tits or cellulite ass?
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UPDATED SEC CFB TOUR RANKINGS: 1. Athens, GA | Tennessee @ Georgia 2024 2. Knoxville, TN | A&M @ Tennessee 2023 3. Auburn, AL | Alabama @ Auburn 2025 **4. Tuscaloosa, AL | A&M @ Bama 2026** 5. Columbia, SC | A&M @ S Carolina 2024 6. Lexington, KY | S Car @ Kentucky 2022 7. Nashville, TN | Georgia @ Vanderbilt 2023 Bama has an elite pregame scene. Tailgating and the strip right next to the stadium is electric. They’ve got it down to a science. Campus is beautiful and everything is very well located. The nightlife is the worst I’ve ever seen though. I could do an entire post about how bad the Tuscaloosa strip is after a gameday. 7.9/10 overall experience mainly due to just how bad this place gets at night.
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How the fuck did this not go triple platinum?? Drunk me thought this shit was gonna bang.
Trevor Knight
@undercoveragsOct 24
If the CIA could’ve used the “strap you to a chair and force you to watch the 2026 Texas A&M offense” method of torture, they would’ve found Osama bin Laden in half the amount of time.
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Trevor Knight
@undercoveragsOct 24
If the CIA could’ve used the “strap you to a chair and force you to watch the 2026 Texas A&M offense” method of torture, they would’ve found Osama bin Laden in half the amount of time.
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Battling some of the worst hangxiety of all time rn
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I hope Marcel Reed transfers to Tennessee state (which will happen) then he gets a nasty bot preggo and is forced to quit football. (I’m slammed)
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SHOCK. THE. WORLD.
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Bubby Brister
@jakeofnyOct 24
I’m convinced the Aggies are motivated because of @undercoverags pregame speech
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TAMPONS AISLE 7 for the ref who just lost his.
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PLEASE DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS STATEMENTS FOR THE TIME BEING
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If the CIA could’ve used the “strap you to a chair and force you to watch the 2026 Texas A&M offense” method of torture, they would’ve found Osama bin Laden in half the amount of time.
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Shock. The. Fucking. World.
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Java chip. Espresso, rumple, and cream. In honor of the great @avesdb
Avery
@avesdbOct 24
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A shot in my honor tmrw it’s all I ask
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Gameday #wife doxx from T-town. Let’s have a day gentleman.
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