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big fan of spider-man and movies • 21 • ★

orlando
Joined December 2018
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It is my birthday today and I am now of legal drinking age! Hooray! 🍾🎉
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when I was 6 I got my first rabbit and a few days after I got him he finally let me pick him up. I set him on bed with me while I played cut the rope on my ipad for at least an hour. i bring him to my parents room saying how good he was being! my dad starts yelling. he was dead.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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anyway I still love small animals and it wasn’t too scarring! here’s my current hamster, she’s a senior lady at around 2 years now and still doing well :)
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OKAY this has a lot more likes than i expected. Just a reminder to do so much research if you’re getting a small animal, make sure they have plenty of space and the right enrichment :) I researched months and months before getting my first hamster and it is vital to do so
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he looks like he’d be really good at playing four square at recess
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this reminds me of one time i was at a museum in NYC and a kid started pulling and yanking my backpack since it had a snoopy on it and the mom, instead of apologizing, went “well he saw a doggy!!” and scoffed at me. like ok. maybe tell your kids to not touch strangers stuff??
i thought this was exaggerated online tbh but last week i was working in my local coffee shop & looked over as i was buying a drink & two millennial parents were letting their 8yo on my laptop. when i came over the mum said ‘she’s just curious!’ as tho this was normal behaviour
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instead of teaching them that it’s fine to touch a stranger or their stuff without permission just because of curiosity. curiosity is great! but this damaged my brand new bag that was like $80! maybe some awareness would be great
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all because i turned around frightened because i was being pulled on kind of hard 😭 like my body jolted back, of course im gonna look behind me concerned about what’s going on, why is it my fault your kid started yanking my bag
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hey if anyone wants my Hayley Williams tickets for West Palm Beach. honestly would take $50 total for the two tickets :/ someone backed out of buying them
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sam ✰♡✧ retweeted
how soon after love making is it ok to play minion rush
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waterparks please play hard rock live or something next time in orlando 😭💔 or a smaller venue like the abbey would be cool for these smaller shows. idk but house of blues is 💔💔💔
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tbh i might try to get seats this time because my legs sometimes collapse on me and idk if i want to deal with the stress this time if i don’t have vip 🫩
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Bring your alien to work day #ProjectHailMary
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boyfriend asked @waterparks to draw their favorite angry birds instead of signing
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hi everyone i am at the waterparks m&g and this is what i look like in case any friends are here as well
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When the customer starts referring to you by your name and you gotta confront the fact that you’re a person instead of just being a thoughtless automaton for your entire shift
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me because spider-man 2002 and mickey 17 are my favorite movies
people claim the dumbest shit ever is their favourite movie wdym you watched the perks of being a wallflower and felt connected to it in any way whatsoever
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They’re just FUN!!!! i don’t know what else to say
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