Was really looking forward to making this new recipe today but people on twitter are calling food ingredientslop now so i changed my mind
you can only believe this if you solely make “elevated” nytcooking style ingredientslop. there are so many cheap meals you can make if you aren’t buying bushels of mint and cilantro to use once in your indian style chimichurri-chutney
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Someone told me my socks have holes in them
I said yeah she has 3. I mean they
(For this one, recall that Socks is the name of that nonbinary roommate from those jokes)
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Going “nah this is generational slander 😭” during the height and weight reading at my son’s doctors appointment
Ive identified as muslim my whole life. But this parasocial posthumous relationship ive developed with charlie kirk is the closest thing to a spiritual presence ive ever felt in my life. He effectively went to a digital afterlife so it genuinely feels like i see him in all things








