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Joined June 2026
He should be a little nicer to the people he's making fun of in the special considering they're the reason he gets to say retard again
SNL's Michael Che takes aim at Charlie Kirk, Trump and MAGA supporters throughout his new Netflix special, repeatedly using the R-word slur to describe Republicans and conservatives. Che opened "Shot in Minnesota" by joking about Kirk's killing, saying he felt like "Erika Kirk on this stage" before admitting he didn't know who the activist was before his death. He then launched into an extended riff calling Trump a "r-word whisperer" and mocking his supporters as people who "don't like to think that much." The "Weekend Update" co-anchor defended his repeated use of the slur, saying he'd "stop saying it when I stop seeing it" — and argued that abandoning the word is the reason r-word "people have taken over the world." Full story here foxnews.com/media/snl-weeken…
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Fake French Arabs are so annoying that Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese on twitter are on the same side
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Japan said "we don't want blacks or Muslims" and the "French" are not handling it well
Yo what could Japanese niggas POSSIBLY have done to France to piss them off this badly 😭
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He cheated not only Hila, but himself
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There's a thing called "internet physiognomy", where you can tell a lot about a person based on how they present themselves online. It's not that a guy shouldn't love his wife, but a guy really making sure you know he loves his wife is a red flag Lots of things are like this
I love my wife, but if you accept the label of “wife guy” online, a Mesopotamian wind demon is summoned that causes you to abandon your career and family for the dumbest reasons imaginable.
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Muchos mensajes, análisis y comentarios como este, asegurando que las pandillas de Haití no son como las de El Salvador; que son sanguinarias, que están fuertemente armadas, que nadie ha podido vencerlas, que todas las misiones han fracasado, que estamos cayendo en una trampa, que no sabemos a lo que nos enfrentamos, que será nuestra ruina, que vamos camino a nuestro Waterloo. Pero cuando Dios nos conceda la victoria, los mismos que hoy dicen todo eso cambiarán su discurso. Dirán que siempre fue fácil, que cualquiera podía hacerlo, que las pandillas de Haití no eran tan peligrosas como se pensaba. En fin, nunca los hemos escuchado y no vamos a empezar ahora. Todos los que se han enlistado son creyentes y hemos encomendado esta misión a Dios, mientras que las pandillas de Haití son satánicas y es de conocimiento público que hacen sacrificios humanos. Dios nos concederá la victoria. El Creador del Universo está con nosotros. Deuteronomio 28:7 “Jehová derrotará a tus enemigos que se levantaren contra ti; por un camino saldrán contra ti, y por siete caminos huirán de delante de ti”.
¿BUKELE Y SU WATERLOO? Con el anuncio del envío hacia Haiti, desde El Salvador, de un contingente de 3000 militares, cuya misión es encontrar a los 4 miembros de las fuerzas armadas de ese país, secuestrados el pasado domingo, cuando penetraron en territorio dominado por las pandillas y fueron atacados por una pandilla de irregulares armados, se avizoran en las próximas horas fuertes enfrentamientos armados. A estas horas, y sabiendo cómo se resuelven las cosas en Haití, las probabilidades de que estos militares continúen vivos son mínimas, así que si no hay posibilidad de negociar nada, y por lo tanto lo que se plantea es un enfrentamiento armado entre tropas de El Salvador y las pandillas que son dueñas del territorio donde fueron atacados y secuestrados los militares centroamericanos. Según lo publicado en la prensa internacional, los responsables son dos organizaciones criminales que dominan el área de “Croix des Bouquets”, una de ellas dirigida por Claude Celestin, quien es cabeza de la pandilla Chen Mechan (perros rabiosos), y Wilson Joseph (“Lammo San Jou) líder de la banda 400 Mawozo. En el día de ayer, este último desafió públicamente al presidente Nayib Bukele en un vídeo publicado en las redes sociales, donde advirtió que no se irá de Haití, y mostró miles de municiones y pertrechos con arma de diversos calibres, que según el están esperando a los salvadoreños. Tenemos entonces la bandeja servida para un enfrentamiento armado a solo 45 kms de la frontera de la República Dominicana y Haití, de un ejército de pandilleros armados sin nada que perder, frente a tropas regulares de El Salvador, que pelearán una guerra urbana en las calles de un país que no es el suyo y es absolutamente desconocido. Ya en el pasado reciente, los Estados Unidos en 1994 mando 20,000 soldados e intentó organizar a Haití para que se volviera a la senda de lo que ellos llaman democracia, y luego en el 2004 invadieron de nuevo junto a Canada, lo que terminó en la creación de una fuerza multinacional, la Minustah, que terminó en el más absoluto fracaso, es decir, estamos metidos en un tema que no tiene solución. Si hay alguien que tiene experiencia en combatir pandillas lo es Nayib Bukele, el presidente de el Salvador, su historia de combate a las “Maras” está a la vista de todos, solo que Haití no es el terreno amigo donde peleó esa guerra, un país de habla y cultura hispana donde jugaba de local, el país caribeño es un transplante de África en América, con una historia de violencia típica de las sociedades primitivas. Cuando Napoleón envió a sus tropas a sofocar la revolución haitiana en 1802, pensó que miles de solados podrían devolver la colonia a sus dueños, pero solo un año después, Dessalines y la fiebre amarilla los obligó a rendirse, ¿será Haití el Waterloo de Bukele?. El futuro dirá.
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Sonic 3 was so out of pocket for this
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No sympathy for women who want the benefits of friendship with a man they know will never be satisfied with friendship
Please, let's just be friends
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>women are very upset about Shane Gillis saying they dress like whores >Look at their Instagram >Every pose is this
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"White Americans are lazy." "..." "My opponent was raped lmao" "..." "I'm gonna abolish summer vacation btw"
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What's your private key? 1? >...what? No? 2? >It's 384 bits you dumbass. That's 35 orders of magnitude larger than the estimated number of atoms in the known universe. ...3? >[visibly sweating] Th-this is ridiculous...
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"So your parents lived through a world war and brought about the greatest economic boom in the nation's history?" "Yes, Dave." "Then you grew up in the best economic and cultural conditions imaginable, with a thriving middle class, a strong manufacturing base, and relatively low cost of living?" "That's right, Dave." "So when you grew up and became established your first instinct was to offshore American manufacturing, switch all the pension plans for 401Ks, import tons of immigrants to supplement the low-skill labor market and undercutting American wages, lower interest rates which drives up asset prices, and reduce immigration enforcement so the team of 30-something year old Mexicans can keep mowing your lawn for the same price as the teenager you used to pay to do it?" "You betcha, Dave." "Now you're going back and forth from your condo in Florida to your house in Madison, while your grandkids struggle to afford groceries in their one bedroom apartment?" "That's accurate, Dave." "And you want them to pay more in taxes so you can keep receiving social security, which is only one of four retirement benefits you currently live off, half of them being taxpayer funded?" "Yeppers!" "And you think this is justified even though your generation was the first to not have enough kids to fund your social security benefits, and you told your kids and grandkids not to start families till after they were established in their careers, so they had even fewer kids to fund your retirement?" "Sounds right, Dave." "And you encouraged all your kids and grandkids to go to college because you knew the labor market was being manipulated with immigration and offshoring, because you're the one who manipulated it, and that resulted in a college degree bubble where a lot of in-demand degrees ended up not paying well-enough to repay the student loans?" "Yeah, Dave." "So you voted for the candidate that promised to make student loans federally guaranteed, which only made the college more expensive, and even more difficult to repay?" "I guess so, Dave." "And when you die, your family won't even inherit your house and condo because they reverse mortgaged them both to buy a top of the line fishing boat and a truck to haul it from Wisconsin to Florida and back?" "Well... They'll inherit the boat and truck!"
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What do Haitian nationalists, Mexican nationalists, and Indian nationalists all have in common? They live in the United States
I have no words that aren't going to get me eviscerated off this app
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When you read a headline about how Republicans voted against the free puppies bill, you need to know that it's 3 puppies for 3 guys The puppies were already mandated by law The Free Puppies bill has $420 million set aside for crack needles for immigrants
Republicans would literally vote no on the “free puppies” bill at this point.
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Does Kenan know you're supposed to graduate from SNL after like, 5 years, top?
Kenan Thompson says Shane Gillis’ controversial “SNL” monologue “overshadowed” the entire episode: “I know Shane, and I don’t know him to be a mean person, necessarily,” Thompson said at the Axios Media Trends Live summit. “But if he were to come back [to ‘SNL’], I’m sure we would have a conversation of like, ‘How do you think that went?’ You know what I mean? And, ‘What do you think you could have done?’ Like a little kid, you know? I would just sit him down and be like, ‘So what do you think we could change there, pal?'” "Grace [Reiter], one of our newest cast members, had a phenomenal show, and it’s sad because nobody’s even talking about it,” Thompson added. “Even [musical guest] Rosalía is getting overshadowed because we want to go back and forth on what’s offensive and what’s not.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/ken…
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> accused of immigration fraud > disappears > finally pokes her head out > it’s to beg for money
Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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Watching Hellraiser for the first time and was not expecting the Sam Hyde cameo
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seeing a bunch of tweets like this and you guys need to stop holding cis people’s hands again. ‘genital preferences’, i.e., narrowing a person’s essence down to their genitals, is transphobic + makes you a shallow bioessentialist person
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"I'm gonna pretend I don't understand your wish and make something horrible happen. Aren't I clever?"
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The 4 houses #malfoid #malfoy
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