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Mangalore
Joined February 2009
Mere ko sahi laga, mene bola. Ab logic mat dhundo
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I submitted my buyout resignation to Microsoft today. They rejected it. Not because I’m so valuable. But because I don’t work at Microsoft.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Replying to @narendramodi
Muito obrigado pelas palavras, meu amigo primeiro-ministro Narendra Modi, @narendramodi. Guardo com alegria a visita que fiz à Índia em fevereiro deste ano, quando demos novos passos para fortalecer nossa Parceria Estratégica, especialmente nas áreas de comércio, saúde e tecnologia. Parabenizo a Índia pela condução da presidência do BRICS em 2026, dando continuidade ao trabalho realizado pelo Brasil no ano passado. Seguiremos juntos, no BRICS e no G20, defendendo o multilateralismo, ampliando a voz do Sul Global e construindo uma ordem internacional mais justa, inclusiva e pacífica.
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B P Singh, who created iconic 90s television shows, passed on today. Before CID, there was Aahat which started out as a suspense thriller anthology before moving into the supernatural space with subsequent episodes. Most episodes were written by Shridhar Raghavan and some by Sriram Raghavan among others. Early episodes of S1 are massively underrated. If retro suspense-whodunit television sounds like your jam, seek out those early episodes. Big fan.
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Tough to chase in 8 overs
Looks like 170+ will be a tough chase today. #NZvInd
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Think I've finished more PDFs than physical copies now
Nobody has ever finished a book they downloaded as a PDF.
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Politics
NAME ONE CAREER that AI genuinely cannot touch. I struggle to find one.
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This platform atleast used to have 1 good take for every 5 trashy/racist tweets. Now you need to scroll through more than 100 racist & rage baiting opinions to find an insightful tweet. Embarrassing stuff all over. Hope musk bhxdwa loses control of this platform soon
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Seventy-nine years ago today, Indian forces landed in Srinagar, and a long night fell over Jammu & Kashmir. For nearly eight decades, the Kashmiri people have been denied their inalienable right to self-determination, a right affirmed by the UN Security Council. They have endured repression, incarceration and immense suffering, yet their resolve has never broken. On this solemn day, I pay tribute to the countless Kashmiri men, women and children whose sacrifices keep the flame of freedom alive. Aspirations rooted in justice cannot be extinguished by coercion. Pakistan stands with Kashmir today and always. We will continue our moral, diplomatic and political support until this dispute is resolved in accordance with UNSC resolutions and the will of the Kashmiri people. #KashmirBlackDay
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- 7(11) in last match - 5(10) today where Abhishek scored 35 ball Century Sarpanch saab reel by reel 🥶🥶
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Or could be Tamannaah 🙂‍↔️
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Now can we replace Iyer with Patidar in the XI?
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No one is eroding public faith in the judiciary more than retired judges and legal reporting platforms that sensationalise the most mundane of matters.
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
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“Indians want to work hard. Nobody in India will tell you it’s five o’clock. And certainly no Indian will ever remind you it’s the weekend,” jokes Commerce Minister Goyal with Dutch business leaders
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Everything that has peanuts in it
You're done trick-or-treating! What candy are you eating first?
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Vincent’s nightclub rampage in COLLATERAL (2004) is Michael Mann at his best. Tom Cruise’s cold precision, the strobing lights, and the brutal choreography make it an unforgettable action sequence.
What’s the hardest scene in all of fiction? The kind of scene that makes you sit back and think, “Yeah, nothing is topping this.”
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When they bring out the "COBOL boomer" during the meeting
Zero day discovered in COBOL. You heard it here first.
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#HarryKane Well deserved winner of the Balon D’Or Glad he got it despite the usual media pressure n manoeuvres Top player n by all accounts, a top man Just glad he’s not at Spurs anymore 🫡
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Anthropic valuation: $1.5 trillion Walmart valuation: $960 Billion Anthropic revenue: $16.3 billion Walmart revenue: $365 billion
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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