@vints

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Joined December 2012
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Glinda, come with me, think of what we could do... together. – at Provo, UT
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do not reply to this
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Speak now is the best Taylor swift album fuck u
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he’s been dating me a year should I text him and ask him if he likes me??
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Mount Fuji is approximately normally distributed. Using the summit as the mean, about 68% of the rocks are within one standard deviation, 95% within two, and 99.7% within three.
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Does anyone know if Hall of Breakfast is open during the quarantine
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*me imagining there’s no heaven* man this blows
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One of these is not like the others
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Excuse me ma’am is that virus bothering you?
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They should invent a string or something that attaches to your AirPods™️ so in case they fall out they’ll still be connected to your phone
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*me after taking one stats class* “Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell?! More like Lurking Variables by Malcolm Gladwell!”
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Here’s How Maoist China Got It Wrong, But Not In The Way You Might Think
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The Cold War: a good guy with an atomic bomb can stop a bad guy with an atomic bomb
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Mulan is the prequel to Moulin Rouge
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Lifting weights is just kegels for your arms
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“We’re in ENGLAND speak ENGLISH” -me to the welsh
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No, YOU live in a society. I live in Millcreek
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them: *knock knock* me: who’s there? them: *crickets* me: crickets who? them: hi we’re a nice family of crickets
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Sorry I can’t later, I’ve got a meeting I have to be at
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How does it feel? To be on your own? With no direction home? a complete unknown? Like a rough rolling stone? -bob dylan to joseph smith
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