@vints

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Joined December 2012
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Speak now is the best Taylor swift album fuck u
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he’s been dating me a year should I text him and ask him if he likes me??
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Excuse me ma’am is that virus bothering you?
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Lifting weights is just kegels for your arms
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No, YOU live in a society. I live in Millcreek
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Hallowed be thy ween
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My [17M] eleven brothers [43M, 42M, 41M, 40M, 39M, 37M, 36M, 34M, 29M, 27M, 10M] got mad because I told them about my dreams & then sold me into slavery for 20 pieces of silver and dipped my bedazzled rainbow pimp coat in goats blood to make my father [108M] believe I’m dead.
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PRAY FOR ME MY HUSBAND IS “ ITALIAN “
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English majors only want one thing and it’s discussing – at Lindon, UT
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No boy has all three - top sheet - bedframe - all the force of a great typhoon
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Me: I can't believe this is both of our first kiss Rose on the grey: *thinking bout Seal* Yeah totally
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so vince thinks he can just Stable Job & Relationship his way out of twitter ... sick to my stomach
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A happy meal 🍔 🍟 💗
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This new Batman sequel looks dope!
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This is how I spent my afternoon.
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He was delicious!
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*extremely Patrick Swayze in a leather jacket voice* nobody throws baby out with the bathwater
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Denny Devato
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Airport customs: “do you have anything to declare?” 1940’s southern Belle: “Why yes I most certainly do”
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