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AuDHD | Heterophobic | Petticoated Swashbuckler | Gender Terrorist | Misandrist | @virusdetected.bsky.social

Joined May 2009
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My birthday is coming up next month. If you wanna bless me, feel free to buy me 1. a book (or several) off my Amazon booklist amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1D1… or 2. a record (or several) off my Vinyl list amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1BQ… πŸ™πŸΏ
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This isn’t how I thought things would go when I was planning my birthday a month ago. I’m trying to be a grown up about it but yoh, inauma. I can’t remember the last time I felt this lonely and alone
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Laura Ingalls Wilder (of Little House on the Prairie) was born before the first transcontinental railroad was built and lived long enough to fly commercial
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people are responding to this with some variation of β€œcan’t people analyse movies” and I’m going to be very brave and say that the fandomisation of art is absolutely not the same thing as analysing it. you are not searching for new meaning, you are creating your own
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Limauuuu! A whole mess!
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I got to the upper deck of the ferry just to realise that I left my book in the car na sijisikii kuridi chini 😭
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There’s one person on the ligi soo remix whose verse didn’t need to be there. I won’t be elaborating further
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Keep your rosaries off my ovaries πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
In Nairobi they eliminated dance floors to have more sitting space to sell more alcohol.. now every bar out there is just a maandamano sweaty congregation
This used to be every club until yall started thinking it was cooler to stand on couches
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insane that my brain was designed to be afraid of bears but ive channeled that energy into being afraid of sending emails
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Patrick Gibson is knocking on 30 and he looks it. Michael C Hall was 35 when Dexter premiered. Which β€œyoung Dexter” will he be portraying?
Patrick Gibson has been cast as young Dexter in the β€˜DEXTER’ prequel series. Christian Slater will star as Dexter’s adopted father.
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Someone in a tattoo group I’m in asked how much is appropriate to tip your artist and…what!? Do these people not set their own prices? Why are we tipping them?
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there is only one young Dexter I respect and it's 40 year old Michael C Hall
Patrick Gibson has been cast as young Dexter in the β€˜DEXTER’ prequel series. Christian Slater will star as Dexter’s adopted father.
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I’ve been I desperate need of a hug this past week but we move regardless
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Lol, tomes should be written about the way βšͺ️ Canadians pretend that the country isn’t racist (like their neighbours to the south)
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I, personally, do not snore despite any evidence that anyone can provide so I do not identify with this tweet
people who snore are not good people & you can’t convince me otherwise. its just feels so greedy. like imagine enjoying your sleep so much you have to LOUDLY announce it to everyone in a 10 mile radius non-stop for 8 hours which in turn prevents them from getting any sleep.
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The problem with shared Google docs is that you can watch your supervisor brutally editing your work in real time
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I’m dying at surprising her because giving her a time and place is not an option 😭😭😭😭
Apple Music surprised Lauryn Hill in person by telling her they named "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" the number 1 best album of all time
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*taps sign*
The perfect mental health patient for y’all is the dead one. Those ones you can love and light your way through. But those of us who are still alive are an inconvenience to your entitlement
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Same with β€œpeople with disabilities are encouraged to apply…” until you ask for accommodations then all pretence is dropped
A lot of workplaces that tout their culture as open to moms are very understanding and accommodating...as long as your motherhood does not inconvenience them in any way. Pics of your kids on your desk is great but dare you leave early cos your kid fell ill!
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