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andrew and

@voellig

a suitcase full of illegal lizards

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Joined January 2009
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Who else can relate?! 🤣
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Zohran dgaf about the Bills he was watching the Arsenal match via cyberpunk technology installed in his brain
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AOC, Mamdani and Kathy Hochul in Buffalo Bills gear. Photo credit: @_rebeccaclewis of @CityAndStateNY
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My observation eating at wasp households is that many wasp species feed on a wide variety of food sources, ranging from nectar and pollen to other insects.
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My observation eating at wasp households is that they eat One Meat, One Carb and One Vegetable, all cooked separately and that inhabit different parts of your plate and idk if I'm on board with that
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I liked it when the crew tricked Picard into going to the sex planet with the equivalent of a "down to fuck" shirt on
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I love that everyone is posting the most philosophical TNG scenes so that new people can start the show and witness true peak storytelling: the Beverly sex ghost episode
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Can’t deal with this right now sorry
🔞 🥕 Jordy McGokuFucker @ reading Pokespe (@jordy_pordys) profile picture🔞 🥕 Jordy McGokuFucker @ reading Pokespe@jordy_pordysOct 31
people who draw Goku without foreskin confuse me like do yall think Saiyans do circumcision. Do you think Grandpa Gohan circumcised Goku.
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Public space
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharOct 30
“It’s a remake of The Great Gatsby, Liz, except this time they solve crimes. I play Nicole ‘Nicky’ Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer”
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@DiscussingFilmOct 30
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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nolan@oomfs_loreOct 29
[Jenna Maroney voice] Liz, it’s the Airbnb Gala
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2026 Airbnb Gala red carpet: Jessica Alba, Matthew McConaughey, Charli XCX and more trib.al/EpHfY48
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pHiycrtyl@iycrtylphOct 30
Patrick Stewart was, like many of the greatest British artists of the 20th Century, a working class boy who became a world-class artist thanks to a public arts education made possible by Post War social democracy. He never forgot it.
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Mads@sbagliatomadsOct 30
IAN MCKELLEN SE DECLARANDO PARA O PATRICK STEWART EU TO MUITO MAL
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Yaffa🖖@archaicf0ssilOct 29
Star Trek TNG is awesome because there are so many episodes that are full of nonsense and Patrick Stewart will be there delivering one of the greatest performances to ever grace tv with a monologue that will make you question your existence
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beck@unrivaledOct 29
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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katie@katefeetieOct 29
Replying to @Srirachachau
one of my favorite episodes
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ryan@ryanallen316Oct 28
sure, a writer in 1955 could sell a short story for ten grand. but if he wanted to look at his phone he was completely fucked
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Don’t be surprised if Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar becomes the Best Picture front runner soon. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this movie is going to connect with audiences including academy voters.
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Jelly Roll said WHAT?!
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Getting to complain about Obama for the first time in a decade as a conservative must feel so good. Like a partially recovered heroin addict shooting up for the first time in years
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The Wall Street Journal editorial board accuses Obama of being “condescending” towards Middle America with his Cheesecake Factory joke.
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