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Ryan, he/him. Not Vordb from LLN.

Texas
Joined July 2022
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If you wear sweat pants in public fuck you If you wear pajamas in public fuck you If you wrap yourself in a blanket in public fuck you If you wear gym shorts in public fuck you
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Saying wazzup to a fucked up little kitten
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april and her bamling aww
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Ludacris came through with “Blow It Out” in 2003 Peak Luda energy clever punchlines, playful delivery, and that unmistakable Southern swagger. He was on a different level in the early 2000s! 💯 Luda was running his own lane!
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OMG i just pooped MYSLEF it was not a fart...... soo bad idk even know
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Captain (going down with the ship): NOOOOOOOO
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[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk
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This strange ceramic model of an ox on four wheels was found in Cherkaska oblast, Ukraine. Dating to around c. 3950 - 3650 BC, it might be the oldest known wheeled object in the world. It could be a ritual object or a even child’s toy.
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good morning
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Good morning oh most gorgeous and sex goth princess
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it’s so funny that you can “look autistic”
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*galumphs at you* Ough *galumphs at you* Ough *galumphs at you* Ough *galumphs at you* Ough
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crazy how daylight saving time lands on 4/20 this year
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"Ack I'm so on edge and anxious while exploring this dark haunted mansion I sure hope there isn't some classic cliche jumpscare waiting to happen 👀" The nefarious 🎃 and patient ⏳ swarm of bats 🦇 waiting to fly past 🛸:
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white people be like 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Wearing my dad's skin to work
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i felt like returning to deSPIRIA since it's halloween today. this is one of the most unique horror games i've played; it's incredibly creepy!
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very likely leaked gameplay for the persona 1 remake, probably wishful thinking but it’s got such clear direction that i’m leaning towards it being real. the art style looks insanely promising too
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