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Cripes, I didn't necessarily want to block/mute Elon, but the algorithm that crams all of his Tweets onto my timeline (like I actually care, or something) can go die a painful death.

Buyer beware! If you buy/acquire an @AugustHomeInc smart lock, and the previous owner doesn't *explicitly* take steps to allow you to reset it when you get it, you'll be the proud owner of a $200 paperweight. Zero recourse from @August_Support.

Your average microwave has dozens of worthless features. But the two major ones that it seems noone can get right are: 1) Ability to change power level while running, and 2) "30 second plus" or "minute plus" buttons that work unconditionally. Now, how hard can that really be?

Not gonna lie, this is probably my favorite Slang to date. My guess is I'll end up making a special trip just for the boozy Eye Scream. 😎

Dear P. Poofy Puffpuff dang-dong-diddly Daddy dingus: Neither your name, nor the fact that you change it on a regular basis, has any bearing on how irrelevant you are. Just pick whatever you want on your headstone and stick with it.

Now that ND's mask mandate is gone, it's refreshing to see so many people still masking, caring about others who haven't been vaccinated, and curbing the recent spike in cases. There's a special place for those who just throw on a damn mask because it's really.. Not. That. Hard.

I'm usually not a big IPA fan, but @DrekkerBrewing knocked it out of the park with 2 Right Eyes! 🍻

Lucy is definitely not disappointed with her to-go Bernbaum's Hotdish from @DrekkerBrewing, tonight!

Not sure if these @DrekkerBrewing glasses make their beer better, or if they just knocked this Slang out of the park... But I'm a fan of the Pineapple Upside Down Cake! 🍻