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Geek. Husband. Father. Procrastinator. System and Network Administrator at FBS.

Fargo, ND
Joined October 2008
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🎉 It's our 45th anniversary!! 🎉 Today, we celebrate our dedicated team and our loyal customers for making this milestone possible. Cheers to the next 45! 🥳
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i made a little presentation
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HAProxy has reached a historic milestone. 🚀 For the first time, a software load balancer exceeds 2-million RPS on a single @Arm-based @awscloud #Graviton2 instance. Read our latest blog post by @WillyTarreau. 👉 haproxy.com/blog/haproxy-for…

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10,000 spoons is an inconvenient number of spoons regardless of whether or not you need a knife
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Fall TV: are u looking for entertainment that doesn’t remind u that ur very existence is being consumed by COVID? Me: please! TV: well too effing bad. Here’s all ur favorite characters also being consumed by COVID Me: I have better things to do. TV: lmao, sure.
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New Mich. hospital data: Of people admitted with COVID, 70% were alive and home 60 days later. Of those who'd been working, 40% either lost their job or were still too sick to work. It's not just the deaths; it's the health and economic damage. acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/…
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In the last week, the world watched with fascination, as democracy unfolded in the United States of America. Today, the Commonwealth of Dominica congratulates and celebrates those who were chosen by the people, President Elect @JoeBiden and Vice President Elect @KamalaHarris
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This is correct. (via reddit.com/r/google/comments…)
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Reminder: vote. Don't assume. Vote. Don't be over-confident in sanity. Go vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.
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The number of COVID-19 cases right now should alarm you. We need to turn this around. WEAR A MASK #ForAllofUs, as well as for those who can't. #FCPH #SlowTheSpread #DoYourPart
COVID-19 Daily Report, October 14: • 7.9% rolling 14-day positivity • 9.5% daily positivity • 713 new positives • 7,475 susceptible test encounters • 132 currently hospitalized (⬇️ 26) • 4,759 active cases (⬆️ 159) Get more detailed information at health.nd.gov/covid19dashboa…
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Absentee voting? Here are some answers to some common questions I'm hearing: First: ONE STAMP. In Cass County, you need a single forever stamp to mail your ballot back because it is only a single-page ballot this fall. I confirmed this today with the county elections office.
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A reminder to all Americans that the net effect of our prime minister catching COVID-19 was that it prompted a surge of patriotic support. From which he emerged with renewed popularity. Which enabled him to tear up key functions of the state
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Mute the mic when it's not their turn. On both sides.
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NEW TANK DAY!!!
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It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!
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Was this a waste of 5 hours?? Let me know 😅 Also can’t believe @jk_rowling retweeted this video 🤪🤪🤪 Thank you guys for sharing! @acousticjason #harrypotter #music
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Thought I’d draw a more accurate calendar for 2020 so far....
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I have watched the first 12 seconds of this at least 100 times, its better than porn
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when this is all over, i would love to find this lady and give her the biggest hug ever.
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💥 Critical Internet #outage ongoing: #Midco in #NorthDakota since 4:35 AM for 45 min, impacting #GrandForks #WestFargo #Fargo +1 areas 🇺🇸 Live map and analysis 👉 internet.fing.com/provider/M… #midcontinent #Midcodown #Midcooutage #nointernet #EarlyMorning
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