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multi-skilled creative. video/photo/audio/songwriting/social. foster/adoptive parent with @greenidea. (He/Him) #TellABetterStory

Rochester NY
Joined February 2009
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My father was honestly one of the greatest men you could ever meet. obits.cleveland.com/us/obitu…
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Put this man in jail immediately
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Everybody’s talking about how Obama is going off these days. Nobody is talking about how Obama’s anger translator is out of a job.
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I know this is so dumb. But I love that he is left handed. But also as a sound guy, unless you are Obama, do not do this. You are not that guy.
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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Do not let your kids use Spotify. That is not a music app, it is unfettered access to the internet and all its garbage. Worst mistake I have ever made as a parent.
I’m 32. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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I will vote for whomever makes @ICESuperChexx magically in my price range. I want one so bad!
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Really looking forward to the discount prices on buying politicians the day after Election Day.
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Okay but you can for sure do this in Chicago.
*at a michelin star restaurant* the lady and I would like to start off with malort please
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If you’ve ever heard me speak and thought, “Wow I wish this was a lot shorter and somebody would bring me a beer.” This is your dream come true! After boring my friends for decades, I’m finally trying my schtick on complete strangers. Come support new local comics!
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Even barstool employees understand how bad Vivek is.
That Vivek stuff is disgusting. Jesus.
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I don’t know what you think is in the bottle. But I can tell you it’s not a genie. We are already so far out of bounds we have forgotten what civil discourse and integrity are entirely.
If this country lets Vivek Ramaswamy get away with that ad, you will not believe how foul and disgusting the 2028 and 2030 elections will be. If you let this pass, you will never put the genie back in the bottle.
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I signed up for a new comedian night at @CarlsonComedy . I’ll be one of 20 new comics trying their stuff for the first time with a 3 minute set on November 13th. Should I talk about being a foster parent or stick regular stand up tropes like airplane food and male anatomy?
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As an Ohioan in the diaspora, if you have a reason to vote for Vivek other than the R next to his name… I would love to hear it because he seems like an awful politician standing on an awful platform and I don’t get it.
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The playoffs always reveal who actually watches baseball the rest of the summer.
You’ll never guess which team in the NLCS was better over the 162 game season
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I just got an email that I have a NEW @SweetwaterSound rep 😭😭😭 I’m sure the new person is great. But how does one just move on from a 17 year relationship?! I would have picked up last month if I had known 😭 Please pray for me in this difficult time 😔
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Carl Willis needs a fricking statue too.
The Rays got just 3 hits while striking out 13 times today. Tampa hasn’t had a game with 3 or fewer hits and 13+ K’s since April 18, 2025, which was 310 games ago.
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Hey @CleGuardians, The lady who waved at the camera instead of interfering with Kwan securing the last out yesterday should throw out the first pitch tonight. Make it happen.
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ED med ads used to be subtle. The side by side bathtubs were a little weird but nothing crazy. It’s not like that anymore. Guards have day baseball today! I would get an HR violation for showing these commercials at work!
Can we please get the soft porn ads off playoff broadcasts, TBS, Fox, NBC, @MLB? My son wants to watch baseball with Dada, but how do I justify that when a half-naked women could come on screen anytime?? This is America’s Pastime. Parents shouldn’t have to worry about this.
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Time to show up and show out at The Jake. Let’s go!
Rays turf has led to 5 of the 6 runs they’ve scored this series
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Rochester, Buffalo and Syracuse all have their own regional hotdog. I’m biased but @zweigleshots is the GOAT.
The new Charlotte Wegmans has a section called “A Taste of Upstate New York”
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