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Kang of Fysh

America
Joined October 2020
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My personal IQ test for people is “is comprised of” vs. “comprises”. Never fails.
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I met my first ex fiancée on the Salon dating site
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Everybody crashing out: pull it together and so something! Learn Mandarin.
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Democracy Dies in Darkness
Democracy stole this from you.
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If you're in my Lodge, please remember it's Charnal House Rules
W E L C O M E T O L O D G E I’m delighted to announce Urban Tiger’s first product, Lodge, now generally available. To host a lodge, just go to urbit.house. To be a guest, wait till someone invites you! Lodge is “half Eyes Wide Shut, half Chatham House Rules.” It’s a private chat/forum with strong anonymity. Everyone gets a random name from the blockchain. No one, not even you, has any record of who is who. Your forum runs on your private, encrypted cloud server (*). Lodge is for all human beings who cannot speak their true minds if there is any risk that they might be “held accountable.” We do everything possible to prevent doxing. You can even cover your financial tracks with ZCash. (But you don’t need to know anything about crypto.) Who needs a lodge? Your office needs a lodge. Your campus or department. Your agency. Start a lodge, and find a way to get the invite link or QR code to your founding members. Secret societies are a human universal. It doesn’t get more secret than Lodge. To use Lodge, you and your guests install the House web app (app stores don’t like meta-apps). You’ll save your secret with a passkey and back it up with a 6-word poem. Your name is also a wallet, which holds its own token. (But you don’t need to know anything about crypto.) Lodge is the first app on Urban Tiger’s new version of Urbit. Unlike the old Urbit experience (Tlon Messenger), urbit.house is both fully noncustodial, and fully general-purpose. Also, your guests don’t need their own servers. (But if they want to start their own lodges, it only takes a few clicks.) The Lodge UX is “half forum, half chat.” Like a forum, it has a timeline tree. Like a chat, it flows through your unreads. The design was inspired by the original social network, Usenet. On a desktop you even “doomspace,” like it was 1986. You’ll be billed for your server in crypto—by usage, not time (since it’s a functional server). It’s cheap. And you can charge dues. Check it out: urbit.house (*—the servers aren’t encrypted quite yet. Give us a couple more weeks to spin up the TEEs. Then we’ll destroy the old cleartext.)
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it’s called Trick or Treat.
Just watched an immigration court hearing for a detained 15 yr old that started out with the judge asking about his Halloween plans & ended with her ordering him deported. The lack of justice for immigrant kids right now in our immigration courts is stunningly diabolical.
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Me, devoted husband, going out for a long walk and drinking a couple of beers while my wife reads in bed so I can stage a home invasion later because that’s the way she likes it
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Fun fact: "Zounds!" (circa 1600) as an exclamation/oath derives from "(by) God's wounds", so an oath sworn on the wounds of Christ on the cross.
Sesame Workshop mourns the loss of Sir Patrick Stewart. Thank you for being our friend and for sharing your brilliance, joy, and kindness with the world. 💛💚
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Bitch get off me
A St Louis woman has caught a recording breaking fish in British Columbia. It's an 11 ft. 4 in. white sturgeon. It's officially the largest freshwater fish ever caught by a female angler at 1,200 pounds. The fish was tagged and released. Hear Katharine Eckert tell The Chris & Amy show all about this wild experience!
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Chinese on X been hitting nothing but straight homeruns for a week now
来动物园参观需要缴纳门票这是常识
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Twitter says my notifications are disabled and I think “ah, I see you’ve met my followers”
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My wife after I started taking zinc and ashwagandha:
Italian police use a water cannon against a young girl dressed in red who had joined a group of far-left rioters in Bologna. The water cannon sent her flying
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Apparently they now have dog whistles that are specifically for racist dogs???
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Having worked in companies, this does not surprise me at all
I can't believe we used to build companies with human brains
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hero
436 (human) kills across Nepal and the Kumaon region of India before being shot in 1907 by British hunter Jim Corbett.
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Execution watch party with the boys in the group chat is going to be the social event of the year
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This is not hypocrisy. I approve of public executions for drag queens, too.
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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They make up for it with the way they talk in restaurants
Chinese cities are silent even compared to 2nd tier American metros. Biggest levers: -ambulances are quiet. very quiet. you don’t realize how consistent the blare of sirens is until you go somewhere where it isn’t like that -20% EV adoption cuts road noise quite a bit -way less honking for some reason? horns are also quieter I believe
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