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Mostly a reply guy. Y'all asked for this bullshit.

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Joined March 2017
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That's about right.👇
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
I’d like a Netflix series on how the guy appointed by the government to reduce waste ended up lighting $500 million of his own money on fire in the midterm elections.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
First things Dems in the House should do: vote to restore the subsidies for ACA accounts and get rid of the cuts to Medicaid & SNAP. On Day One.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Let him sleep in the ballroom tonight. Make a little tent.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Beautiful.
TIME Magazine unveils its new Trump cover after Democrats win the House and Senate. Silenced by the voters.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @SecMullinDHS
Secretary Mullin, three words and not a trace of humanity. Deportation is a serious exercise of government power, not an opportunity to flex your authority on social media. You sound less like a public servant and more like a bully.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
The “no one ever talks about” tweets are always written about a topic that has been widely discussed for decades
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @tiff4mahogany
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Zelenskyy: “Are we attacking Russian diesel fuel? Yes. But does this have an impact on prices in the U.S. or globally? No, it does not. Russia’s current share of global exports is 2.2%. So, the actual impact is virtually zero. We know that the war in the Middle East has a far greater influence on energy prices worldwide.”
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @SecRollins
Nice try.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY I checked my goddaughter's and I found Trafalgar AND a Wedgewood polls of Texas AND Michigan.
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this is pretty much the only relevant reason to vote for certain controversial Senate candidates: the long-term goal of eventually regaining the initiative on Supreme Court appointments from Republicans this goal is not pushed until 2065 or so if Democrats stay the course
My final pitch for voting for a Democratic Senator: Thomas is 78. Alito is 76. If we get to 51 Senators, it blocks them from resigning. Then they're in their 80s by 2030. Every Senator elected gives us a chance to save the nation. I don't care if you like them or not.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
My 5 moods for 2026: 1. I’m too old for this shit 2. I’m too tired for this shit 3. I don’t have time for this shit 4. I’m too sober for this shit 5. I don’t get paid enough for this shit
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
If it was Biden…. Something, something question about his age.
CNN is reporting Donald Trump has canceled a second event this weekend.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @Acyn
Those illegal brown people picking strawberries first took your American job, then they bought the $500,000 home right out from under you with all that money they earned from picking strawberries.
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Another devastating supercut showing Obama vs. Trump tonight. This is really brutal for Trump. He is not even in the same league as Obama. Expect another Truth Social crash out in 3…2…
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Trump's closing message in the midterms is that he's been checking out a lot of Republican's bums and he thinks picking a snake out of an animal line-up is tough. These are the kitchen table issues the American Electorate is concerned about.
Trump: "They have a lion, a bear, a snake, and a camel. They say, 'Which one is the snake?' That's question one ... it's a very highly respected test ... very hard."
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @GuntherEagleman
Bro loves Cheesecake Factory so much…he had to make an AI video of Cheesecake Factory instead of actually going to one MAGA is such a pathetic joke
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Winston Johnson 🇺🇸 retweeted
Buttigieg: When I was in Washington working on infrastructure, I could always count on Cindy Hyde-Smith to take credit for projects that she voted against. She voted no on the infrastructure law that brought Gulf Coast Rail back to this region, that brought road money back to this region, that improved the ports in this region. There was a U.S. senator from Mississippi who voted for the infrastructure bill, but it wasn't her.
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