some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free. I work for money, I've been making apps and games for fun https://teapaw.org/t.co/cIWfvbC2SK
Here I am
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Mark Hughes retweeted
what is even the point of YouTube kids then
im sorry but everything for teenagers to do irl has been defunded in favour of pensions so theyre stuck inside, and now that theyre inside ur banning everything they can do there???
Mark Hughes retweeted
They killed a 14 year old kid for "intending to throw a stone".
ืืืืื, ืืืืื ืคืขืืืืช ืืืฆืขืืช ืืืืื ืฉื ืืืืืช ืฆื"ื ืืกืืืื ืืจืืงืืช ืืื ืื ืืืืจืืขื ืืจืืจ ืืคืืชื ืืืคืจ ืืืจืงื ืฉืืืืืืช ืฉืืืจืื, ืืืื ืืืืืืช ืืกืคืจ ืืืืืื ืฉืืชืืืื ื ืืืจืืง ืืื ืื ืืขืืจ ืืืืฉ ืืืืจ ืื ื ืืกืขืื ืจืืืื ืืฉืจืืืื. ืืืช, ืืืจืื ืื ืืืื ืืื ืื ืืขืืจ ืจืืืื ืืฉืจืืืื ืืขืช ืืืืจืื ื.
ืืืืืืช ืืืืื ืืืจื ืืขืืจื ืืืกืจืช ืกืื ื, ืืืื ืคืืืขืืช
Iโve got a game thatโs been waiting for review for 10 days, and this other app Iโve been working on went through the whole process in less than 12 hours
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My first iOS app is live on Appleโs App Store.
Handy client for managing domains you own with Porkbun
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I'd quit on the spot if my boss sent me an email reminder that he gets laid more than I do
JUST IN: ๐บ๐ธ๐จ๐ณ Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang sends letter to employees after being targeted by female Chinese spy:
"I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did."
"I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence."
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Mark Hughes retweeted
Amen to the judge.
Brandโs lawyer is trying to argue heโs a changed man and his crimes happened years ago.
The judge simply said "To say 'He got away with it for 17 years' is not necessarily a huge piece of mitigation, is it?"
Squad fills is crazy because in one match I had an entire squad afk watching me open chests, and in the next I had a great squad I got a win with
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Mark Hughes retweeted
I had a little chuckle at the opening paragraph of Jacob Rees-Mogg's latest piece.
Lmao they hid every single reply from before they remembered to turn off replies ๐
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
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Mark Hughes retweeted
If you have an Apple developer account or an app in the App Store, read this now and share it.
Apple rejects your app. The notice is vague, so you fix what you reasonably think is wrong and resubmit.
Apple approves it.
Months later, with nothing in review, Apple terminates your account under 3.2(f) for โa pattern of manipulative or misleading behavior.โ Every app gone. No explanation of what you did.
Your crime? Trusting the approval.
Appleโs own reviewer looked at your fix, with your rejection history in front of them, and said yes. Then Apple turned that yes into evidence against you.
So whoโs misleading whom?
I ran App Review for seven years and wrote the guidelines. 3.2(f) used to mean real fraud. Now itโs being used against developers who did exactly what Apple approved.
Iโve made this Substack post free for everyone. Every developer needs to see it before this happens to them.
Share it before someone you know gets that email.
phillipshoemaker.substack.coโฆ
I got Gemini to knock me up a checklist for the next time I submit anything to the @AppStore so hopefully I can get them right first time, every time.
Anyone who wants it is welcome to have a look share.gemini.google/XrXaTQ8lโฆ
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Iโm already learning from this guy.
Hey everyone, my apps donโt have IAPs but one of them does rewarded ads, download that game, watch loads of ads and I will personally review your PR or something
Free app consultations.
For the next 48 hours.
One condition:
You buy the yearly plan on reception.sh
โข I'll review your app & marketing.
โข A document with recommendations.
โข Scaled multiple apps to > $10k/mo.
โข Done this via both paid ads & organic.
โข Paid was 30% margins, organic all profit.
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Yeah Kemi, this is why nobody wants to vote for your party again
"The Prime Minister was not here for the 2017 Parliament, but many of us were.
"We do not want to go through that again.
"The country was paralysed.
"It was miserable, regardless of which side of the debate you were on.
"Does the Prime Minister really think the country wants to reopen the debate?"
@KemiBadenoch #PMQs
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