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Manchester is Red//Acoustic guitarist//

Joined October 2021
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Although framed to be funny, its the actual case. Fibre glass cables travel under water in seas
The reason why data is so expensive in Zimbabwe is because Zimbabwe is a landlocked country. TATENDA MAVETERA.
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Sounds like a good movie
Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incredible Rae Dawn Chong walked into the restaurant, and naturally, I went up to her table and said, “Hey, you’re a movie star! What are you doing here?” She asked if I could act, and I said, “Fuck yeah, put me in your movie!” She asked for my phone number. The only problem was I didn’t have one. So I gave her my buddy Mike’s number instead. A couple days later, Mike casually mentions, “Oh, by the way, someone called you.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MIKE?! I called her back, and sure enough, she was serious. I drove over to pick up the script, went back to Mike’s house, and read all 120 pages three times in a row. First script I’d ever read. My character's name was Devon, and I remember thinking, “Sweet! I could totally play a Devon!” I showed up to the audition with every line and inflection mapped out in pencil. Rae told me I could act and offered me the part. I asked if we were shooting in Hawaii. Nope. Los Angeles. I had about $60 to my name, a bag of clothes, and some rollerblades. Then Rae told me they'd fly me out. And I remember thinking right then and there, my life just changed forever. I'm going to be an actor. That little movie was Cursed Part 3, a low-budget horror comedy that opened the door to Hollywood for me. I'll forever be grateful to Rae for taking a chance on a kid working at a shrimp restaurant. Everybody starts somewhere, and this is where it all began for me.
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Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incredible Rae Dawn Chong walked into the restaurant, and naturally, I went up to her table and said, “Hey, you’re a movie star! What are you doing here?” She asked if I could act, and I said, “Fuck yeah, put me in your movie!” She asked for my phone number. The only problem was I didn’t have one. So I gave her my buddy Mike’s number instead. A couple days later, Mike casually mentions, “Oh, by the way, someone called you.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MIKE?! I called her back, and sure enough, she was serious. I drove over to pick up the script, went back to Mike’s house, and read all 120 pages three times in a row. First script I’d ever read. My character's name was Devon, and I remember thinking, “Sweet! I could totally play a Devon!” I showed up to the audition with every line and inflection mapped out in pencil. Rae told me I could act and offered me the part. I asked if we were shooting in Hawaii. Nope. Los Angeles. I had about $60 to my name, a bag of clothes, and some rollerblades. Then Rae told me they'd fly me out. And I remember thinking right then and there, my life just changed forever. I'm going to be an actor. That little movie was Cursed Part 3, a low-budget horror comedy that opened the door to Hollywood for me. I'll forever be grateful to Rae for taking a chance on a kid working at a shrimp restaurant. Everybody starts somewhere, and this is where it all began for me.
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Just saw the most beautiful lady ever in a pharmacy, am going back in tomorrow to tell her just that 😏.
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🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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Ronaldo has won BOAT and entire Messi fanbase is going mad😭😭😭🐐❤️
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I’m betting the Jews were behind getting Netanyahu re-elected.
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He's name also start with a J ,from the ville
I want to know who people would rather have do the Super Bowl instead of Jay-Z
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oh my god please
my mom js took money out of my account someone fuck me please i cant do this
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all men do is lie
Replying to @elonmusk
Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome
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Replying to @sneako
I’m a journalist, what do you want me to do stay at home and stream from a desktop? I provide value to society you provide slop, it’s getting late, and your bots are waiting for you to flop have fun kissing your pillow night night Glory to Jesus Christ 🙏🏼
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Repost this if Carrick is the worst Manchester United manager in history
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This is United without Bruno BTW.
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Get Bruno on.
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The coach is s* ,the players (other than Bruno ,=player of the season) are also s* ,the management, board and owners couldn't care less about football, that's why they bought in Santos and tielemans
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its funny to see ppl elated about this horrid line up ,l want us to win but carrick just set us up for a generational beating
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Predicted Manchester United vs Bournemouth line-up
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Those jerry rig durability test are on of the most idiotic things that happened on earth
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Jerry Rig is a idiot.
iPhone Duo FAILS the JerryRigEverything Durability test
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Elon is also a longtime X user (indigenous) so this is not true ,he didn't find you here ,he was here
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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