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シ

@xminusfive
Joined June 2026
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In line for McDonald’s at Union Station and a homeless guy asked for cash (I don’t carry any) so I offer to buy him a burger. Bro hits me with “nah man I’m not trying to eat that goy slop” I’m quickly running out of original experiences.
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All I did was download Deadlock
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my ospec level used to be so high that id fake goodnight tweets so people couldnt gauge my timezone from my posting times
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There's something so alpha about the fact that America has been running the world since 1945 but most Americans know nothing about the world, America, or themselves.
由仁アリン Arin Yuni (@Arin_Yumi) profile picture由仁アリン Arin Yuni
@Arin_YumiNov 9
I’m seeing Americans in the replies who don’t know what Guam is. This has to be some kind of inside joke right, there is no way Americans don’t know about the existence of their own territory
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cam@calicocamartNov 8
i’m kinda like Martian Manhunter in the way that if i also caught fire i would start to scream loud as fuck
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Sakai Komako
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In case screenshots comes out 😭yes I begged her to make me a side nigga after she cheated 😭😭😭
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doing a 2nd masters degree to delay unemployment
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twitter dogwhistles to watch out for!! "y'all so miserable" = "heil fucking hitler" "joy and whimsy" = "i touch little ass kids" "normal people: hi how are you" = "white power"
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She talks like a female o algo mutt
Our Own Nation (@OurOwnNation) profile pictureOur Own Nation
@OurOwnNationNov 4
“Now that midterms are done does Trump get kicked out?”
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Brvtal blvckpvll
Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) profile pictureWholesome Side of 𝕏
@itsme_urstrulyNov 6
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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Replying to @HamLinehan
Having a bunch of trash and rusted vehicles in your yard is rural American culture
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Every day is worth a smile
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that chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 11am on thursday
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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1 day of woke 3 and they've already outlawed duolingo faps. stockpile supplies, arm yourselves; they want to kill us all.
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoNov 4
Duolingo reportedly ordered an artist to remove inappropriate fan art of its goth teen mascot Lily One post had nearly 30 million views before being taken down
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