erling haaland is my son #ManCity
erling & elliot
Joined January 2024
- Tweets2.9K
- Following20
- Followers13
- Likes186
sabin haaland retweeted
+1
The night it all came to a head came after their first matchup as players for city and rm. Jude showed up in his room wearing sweatpants that really accentuated his buttocks and a white t-shirt that hugged his chest.
#haalingham 🔞
3+1
1.
So, the first time was kind of an accident, a microsec-long event that set off a chain reaction. They were in an resistance training session; Erling was running forward, and Jude was trying to hold his ground with a rubber band wrapped around his waist.
fuck you @ManCity
sabin haaland retweeted
could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
sabin haaland retweeted
Older omega waking up to his younger alpha whimpering and humping his leg, practically in tears, and everything is a mess of precum. “Baby,” omega says, voice thick with sleep. “What’s wrong?” Alpha sobs, starts mumbling incoherently, rutting down harder in fast, sloppy thrusts.
sabin haaland retweeted
#haalingham erling using jude's slick as lip gloss. The first time it happened was when he was eating Jude out, and some of his slick residue was left remaining on his lips, and he hadn't noticed till someone pointed out how shiny his lips were and asked what brand of lip balm
sabin haaland retweeted
haalingham bros dortmund era where they need to travel by plane to another country for a champions league game, but jude is secretly afraid of flying. he's overly nervous when the plane takes off, as always, and erling, who's in the seat next to him, notices. e tries to figure +
what a fucking joke
Enzo Maresca on @donnarumma: "We are very lucky [to have him], he's one of the best keepers in the world! It's part of the game making some mistakes, and he recognises [that], and hopefully he can be good..." [via @SkySportsPL]
sabin haaland retweeted
#haalingham 🔞
3+1
1.
So, the first time was kind of an accident, a microsec-long event that set off a chain reaction. They were in an resistance training session; Erling was running forward, and Jude was trying to hold his ground with a rubber band wrapped around his waist.
