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erling haaland is my son #ManCity

erling & elliot
Joined January 2024
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+1 The night it all came to a head came after their first matchup as players for city and rm. Jude showed up in his room wearing sweatpants that really accentuated his buttocks and a white t-shirt that hugged his chest.
#haalingham 🔞 3+1 1. So, the first time was kind of an accident, a microsec-long event that set off a chain reaction. They were in an resistance training session; Erling was running forward, and Jude was trying to hold his ground with a rubber band wrapped around his waist.
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could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
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Older omega waking up to his younger alpha whimpering and humping his leg, practically in tears, and everything is a mess of precum. “Baby,” omega says, voice thick with sleep. “What’s wrong?” Alpha sobs, starts mumbling incoherently, rutting down harder in fast, sloppy thrusts.
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#haalingham erling using jude's slick as lip gloss. The first time it happened was when he was eating Jude out, and some of his slick residue was left remaining on his lips, and he hadn't noticed till someone pointed out how shiny his lips were and asked what brand of lip balm
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Haalenzo fanfic sneak peak for chapter 7 Gonna post ellipsus links to all previous chapters if you’re interested, they’re also on my wattpad. ‘Know me better’
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haalingham bros dortmund era where they need to travel by plane to another country for a champions league game, but jude is secretly afraid of flying. he's overly nervous when the plane takes off, as always, and erling, who's in the seat next to him, notices. e tries to figure +
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guyssss freshly presented jude getting wet while he’s overly excited to the point where erl wants to take him into a room and clean him up with his mouth obviously
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#haalingham 🔞 3+1 1. So, the first time was kind of an accident, a microsec-long event that set off a chain reaction. They were in an resistance training session; Erling was running forward, and Jude was trying to hold his ground with a rubber band wrapped around his waist.
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They are so close these days
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mind you
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Cole Palmer names Erling Haaland as his BEST player in the Premier League 🏆
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alpha erl who has his predominantly alpha pack salivating for him 🤤
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the way matheus just cozies up into that hug my god... nunerling you will move mountains
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Details 🔍
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Alpha making omega kneel and suck their thumb as practice for when the omega finally deserves to suck their cock, and get their knot. "It's not the same!!!" The omega mewls, their cheeks caressing the alpha's thigh The alpha just chuckles, as they pat the omega's hair before
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The look of love…but I wonder who he’s looking at?🤭
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Everyone wants that cookie
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they want that cookie so bad 😭😭😭😭😭
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“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine reading one fic on ao3 right now
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