yioda retweeted
My buddy is a professor of necromancy and he says that Gen Alpha wizards literally cannot read their Necronomicon. Like… they aren’t able to.
I think I’ll start a thread of all the wikipedia rabbit holes I fall into starting with the one rn: persian myths and legends
yioda retweeted
i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess
yioda retweeted
The year is 2005. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.
The year is 2025. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.


































