So weird because we’re not involved with this, yet “friendship, mattresses and a kidnapping gone terribly wrong” is also exactly how we got started…

We don’t hate it

To be clear, our latest episode and its claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Fire up your in-home fluoroscope and enjoy: youtube.com/watch?v=IA9LE-55…

If you barged into our private call: thanks, respectfully, but no thanks, pejoratively

Note: Today’s episode is provided exclusively in rich delicious audio, to honor the Homeric oral tradition, and also to honor remembering to hit the record button.

In today’s episode we chase down a unique opportunity in the space around Dignity as a Service (`DaaS`). Come out to play with your pals in You Look Nice Today. californiaking.org/26

Later this evening we’ll be whipping up businesses that will turn a select few of you into billionaires. (Please note: if you are interested in becoming a *millionaire*, this is NOT for you. Yuck.) 6:30P/9:30E joinclubhouse.com/event/xB4j…

Get ready for another YLNT Solutions session tomorrow, Thursday 6:30P/9:30E. We’ll be minting some fresh future billionaires. Come for the ideas, stay for the cheese plate. joinclubhouse.com/event/xB4j…

This reusable Q-tip competitor has strong us-energy

Sadly we have to cancel today’s YLNT Solutions session; we’ve rescheduled for two weeks from now. (We received concerned notes from billionaires worried we’re throwing the doors of their little club wide open. We’ll soothe their fears and be back in a fortnight.)