yoni chanowitz

When I was a bachur, I used to be able to do seven pull-ups 40 push-ups and squat for almost 2 minutes I can't do any of that now I also can't run for more than like 10 seconds

pipe making tutorial is too long to post here. maybe i need to actually use my YouTube account

couldn't make it to the banquet. made this pipe thjough. dropping the tutorial tomorrow

Feeling jelous that i'm not part of the Kinus

My daughter: “sure Avraham avinu had 10 tests at 75, but we have ten test a year starting from first grade!”

Yankel Mihoff kenstdu?

What’s dumb about so many of these memes is they ignore the basic context. The Tuscan readers are the natives and Anakin is a transplant from a foreign world.

@Mottel happy goyishe birthday

goyim perspective: "all jews say OY!" reality: "Ho'aderet V'haemuna L'chai Olamim"

i am running a star wars rpg with my kids. only one of them knows what order 66 is. how should i use this against them?

Rabbi Lando

So after running cloud city and becoming a general in the rebel alliance he became a Rabbi!?!?

my family is not believing me on how bad this cyber attack is. this is what happens when you make jokes all the time

I'm buying this game as soon as it's public instagram.com/reel/DeRaOfOsA…

🎶 Do you hear the people sing? Saying Aluah Akbar It is the music of the people Who are coming from afar 🎶

A true gadol is someone waist size 42 or larger

Of course the Rebbe really was the moshiach

One of the best parts of being Shomer negiah, is that is don't shake women's hands, so I can pick my nose and scract my butt all I want