writer - director - producer - editor UNCLE PECKERHEAD, BLOODY AXE WOUND // all tweets are an attempt at shameless self-promotion or half-baked humor
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Are you kidding me?
Tina Fey admits she judges rich people who keep launching side hustles when they already have hundreds of millions of dollars
Tina Fey: “I don’t get excited about money. If I’m safe and I have enough money to live, I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle.”
Amy Poehler: “Yeah, you mean like a podcast or something?”
Tina Fey: “No, that is you’re doing work. I’m saying, if you sold, like… where would my line be for you? Where would I draw the line?”
Amy Poehler: “Yeah, I know what you mean. Like if I had a rosé.”
Tina Fey: “If you already have, like, $200 million and you’re like, ‘Also, I need you to…’”
Amy Poehler: “But Tina, this is where you have to learn from Gen Z. I’m sorry, and we have to.”
Tina Fey: “They don’t care. They don’t judge it. They don’t judge it.”
feeling like i’m on patreon when my very online friends share something with me that isn’t on their socials
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VOICEOVER: Serious side effects include infection between and around the anus and genitals, both may be fatal, severe allergic reactions, bloody stool, and dehydration.
ME: You had me at anus.
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i love being condescended to by another "creative" only to find out that they were an associate producer on reality tv's KILL THE MILF
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BIG MOUSE demands that you reactivate your account and stream BLOODY AXE WOUND on @hulu.
the pipeline from excitedly telling people your age when they ask to saying, "well, how old do I look?"
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the @nytimes recommended BLOODY AXE WOUND. the paper of mf record. 🤯
i have one thing to say: NO TAKE-BACKSIES!
nytimes.com/2025/04/25/movie…
youtube.com/watch?v=Xid6BSlc…
new music vid droperoo!
SOUTHERN ACCIDENTS by @fivehundredbux
written, directed, produced, and edited by yours truly.
love the song.
love the album.
love our crew.
DIY forevvv <3
BLOODY AXE WOUND’s gone digital so now there’s no excuse not to watch.
PLEASE rent, buy, consume, ponder, reflect, rewatch, share, support, and shout your love to the heavens.
when i was at festivals several years ago with LARRY GONE DEMON, this would play and bring the mf house down.
Cool Short: Great Choice – Things get strange when a person gets stuck in a Red Lobster advert. Watch it here bit.ly/422giyW
#GreatChoice #shortfilm #horror
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