untameable. co-founder @Affgoat

Joined August 2023
yesterday rev, 60% profits we're so back 🐐 still CPI, but with an offer nobody is talking about rt + comment 'GOAT' for a surprise
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Two weeks ago a life changing amount of money was wired into my bank account from the sale of my business. Since I'm no longer a competitor in this particular arena, I'm gonna drop some sauce on how I completely mogged an entire industry on meta ads. I'm going to be vague so I don't dox myself, but here it goes:
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another farm on PONS $8,168 in. $409,400 out. two days. every transaction below is public and you can check all of it yourself. on sep 19 at 22:13:52 utc a token called @SafixLabs ($SFX) launched on pons v2 on robinhood chain. token: 0x0a574aae41da077713ba32aa05ca151c8759e2f6 launch tx: 0x75964e6b82e3ba2f53f8bb5d1bd6ab82588ff39b81636175f805611ec008267d block: 67431702 it graduated to uniswap v4 at block 67431706. four blocks. 0.4 seconds. there was no sniper race, because the race was settled before the token existed. the exemption list pons taxes the first 3 seconds after launch at 99%. that tax is what stops snipers. there is exactly one bypass: an exemption list that only the creator can write to. this launch shipped with 8 addresses already on it: 0x687ac725ff74f680dea88eb97be206911e400a93 0x09a392af0c5af14a15ca3f0bea645e3f29d6f1bf 0x631dbba0c9f2d83cc57a38f788c4a03c9f679d30 0x47204535000dfa8bfd41c3569ed0bb21180644f4 0x505120c22ac88095a1a5160039c669ae9b06e3d9 0x3582840ae56aca77859e7460fa173a4276863002 0x20b86ea503812deb0aa0e2b4bb57add11867bea3 0x661e16a5daa75166b8ff9861816fd72bc824a70c those 8 bought in the launch block: 700,000,000 tokens, 70% of total supply, for $8,133.95. the deployer 0x027ffaf7631bd7491de017e519ad151ce10eeafb took another 1% for $33.70. total capital deployed: $8,167.65. the 22 second tell all nine of those wallets, the eight buyers plus the creator, appeared on chain for the first time at 22:13:30. the launch was at 22:13:52. all nine, same second, same bundler 0xe68d0bbc023de3febda04f413db23ce9c5ea1934. the money landed at 22:13:33, block 67431515, nineteen seconds before launch. one transfer, $8,133.95, exactly the bundle size, into a single wallet 0x09a392af…, which then executed all eight buys. the sender: 0x52e65b17fb6e5ba00ed806f37afcd2daa50271ca. that address has 21,037,269 transfers and $9.97b of outflows to 81,030 destinations. it is the exchange's own hot wallet. they funded this straight off a kyc'd account. the contract that does the work four seconds after launch, at block 67431738, all 700,000,001 tokens went into: 0xb06983db4fad9cd94efbf9088c364ebcacde1214 (ponsv2pullwash) no whitelist. no fee. no admin. no owner. what it does: you call it, it sells somebody else's tokens into the pool and buys them straight back in the same transaction, and hands you the result. the caller puts up nothing. zero capital. no signature to front run. first four pulls, all in the same block, each with a different caller: 0xf4a2044674ccf65462b604ea5891a35f7aa1ab284a9bf575c6cc72a04e33c9d1 46,010,352 tok 0xf57274aea25fc8f7e318524c5562be37b67bb7619197cc23934b633fb3662176 39,832,930 tok 0xbb6e3afaee9d415929a1cf5b5b376d7315f5661da40c3154bc4c233330a621bc 63,365,792 tok 0x32e3c94d344aaeae56cf48b4935520f30cb0fe9f4a127c8d844aaf40d6197180 42,005,661 tok over the next 14 hours: 65 pulls, 63 different calling wallets. sold into the pool: 1,476,886,726 tokens for $151,100. bought back: 1,439,907,867 tokens for $146,567. the contract's balance today is 0. printed volume: $1,730,773 in two days, on a token with eight thousand dollars of real money behind it. launch hour was 58.9% self trading. a second burst on sep 20 at 12:00 hit 74.4%. side note on the trade counter. that token shows 69,445 trades. 55,655 of them are one wallet, 0x7248ce3ab9ed1a32de932c086128313131248d4b, making zero value buys. total dollar value across all 55 thousand of them: $1. real trades are around 13,800. the counter is inflated 5x deliberately. where the 70% actually went it was never dumped. the relay split it, and the split is where the operation shows its hand. the 63 relay wallets are two distinct groups. group a, 20 wallets born at 22:13:30, same second and same bundler as the snipers. holdings today: 0. realized: $2,863. they existed to absorb the first four seconds and disappear. group b, 43 wallets funded between sep 9 and sep 18, one to eleven days before the launch. holdings today: 251,325,079 tokens, 25.13% of supply. realized so far: $100,384. and look at how it is cut. 21 wallets hold over 10m each, every one between 1.0% and 1.15% of supply: 0x6464af778fc36aa0fbd3ebac8a63c06b0fead72f 11,513,369 0x62eefde014e93d64e3f6f4358b7784285549ef8a 11,469,290 0x332927689991abbf837e83649b1e652d3aa43b3a 11,410,182 0x6931cf373fd38175a49a32de20b74053869d1409 11,403,174 0xca1ba976413b03d1f1bb81d1da1e2bb26f248c0d 11,385,983 0xf5982543f0e15846ff56e4aa0eb23be9bd2874a8 11,359,666 0x97d6ed48904558e27e308a1699b7422bf54da5e0 11,332,936 0x90b7fb783044f5ef1a4e950144b9a0661c0be821 11,276,729 0x57a5e97fa053519097ed472baee0cc8c2f0e3502 11,242,880 0x79672ec2f5edb40b97783ef8ebaee687b9c6c10d 11,172,616 0xc86f275560cb8218b87d3e0fd72365aff24bc3e6 11,159,068 0x7b3233d5df6d7e2d568d00d4484814b69bcfdb68 11,134,681 0xd71039996229525999e752407c564b66ea00ecac 11,054,721 0x3cf9c11a0d6cb63dd0398b9fef96352f0c089cc7 11,025,359 0x5aaf2b4318185f65a06e85e2973802d411163aa8 10,988,674 0xb05ccf4b63183d1e63130712cd4b5d7d2bf98145 10,847,345 0x9b6d71abd54972c94d88ed5cefbc13ea2e7f7d95 10,837,409 0xdb2cf7579e1a93b4eb60a57a62e9ef19bd77563c 10,761,863 0xbc79e1d27319d989a36301c497de7b3be5281e24 10,726,032 0x674132a0122498026eeccf0ab7066f0ad286634f 10,601,901 0x74ce0d2c89a450a7baf30c185939e691865ece35 10,356,274 not one crosses any threshold a holder scanner flags. a quarter of the supply, invisible on every top holder list. the largest visible holder on that token sits at 8.16%, and the uniswap pool itself holds 4.37%. that fleet is not disposable either. those same 43 wallets have traded 131 different tokens, 1,928 trades, $435,089 of volume across the chain. they were built, warmed for a week and a half, and then used once. fees, which is the part nobody talks about $53,081 of usdg flowed from the pool to the hook 0xe5e702641ea86f4ae6cc3cdaed2b886f976be044. that is 3.07% of printed volume, matching the 1% protocol fee plus 2% creator tax exactly. the creator's share: roughly $47,800. still unclaimed. the only usdg that wallet has ever touched is the $33.70 it spent on its own buy. the ledger in: $8,168 realized by the fleet: +$103,247 bag still held, at today's px: +$258,404 creator fees waiting: +$47,800 ------------------------------------------ out ≈$409,400 50 to 1 and the token is fine 0.00000337 at the first trade. 0.00023 at graduation. 0.00103 right now. 4.5x above graduation, 1,126 holders, still trading hard on day three. that is what makes this worth studying instead of dismissing. nobody got rugged. buyers are up. the chart looks organic. the entire cost of manufacturing that outcome was eight thousand dollars and one week of wallet preparation. three tells, each checkable in under a minute 1. wallets that first appear on chain seconds before the launch they buy 2. a nonzero exemption count on a launchpad that taxes snipers 3. tokens moving into a contract instead of being sold they got two of the three right. the one they got wrong was free to avoid: twenty of their relay wallets were born in the same second, from the same bundler, as the snipers. that single fact ties the fleet to the launch permanently. tokens are not the product on these launchpads. volume is. the bag made $103k. the fee stream made $47k off two days of printed volume and it keeps accruing whether the price goes up or down. whoever runs this is not trading. they are running a business.
Billions in assets are already onchain, and SAFIX is almost ready for you to try.
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before I go I will tell you a secret: @frankdegods is behind @UsePaid and other projects and is slow rugging his people while maintaining steady cool ai tech guy look on CT @_Shadow36 is behind $troll with 0 real holders fully bundled shit while rugging his followers on $shadow $cupsey and shit loads of rh coins @theunipcs pumped useless so people would think he has motion while he was behind bonkfun and every bonkfun coin and rugged every single one of them @WhiteWhaleLabs is resmus and both are unipcs fake accs any coin that has @Cupseyy ping/buy is his bundle and will be sold on you axiom/pumpfun want you to believe that BubbleMaps and InsightX is where you should check bubbles, and if they are clean then coins are good, but they are lying, they are owned by the same people and don't show real bubbles, you should check it on solscanner.app which shows full bubbles but no terminal is integrating them because no coin would pump @AxiomExchange saves all your private data and trades on the information (also shares with others) @AxiomExchange charges above $100K+ for showing new launchpads on their platform and gives attention to highest bidder, really really corrupted company @PoorGoat_ is @blknoiz06 alt account and solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump has 0 real holders and is fully bundled, solana:Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump is his bundled "meme" play and PoorGoat is his created persona, with fake fomo PnL, and he eats from airdrops from various projects, CATE was a try to push his launchpad, but was a total failure, most likely he's in loss in both projects, fair on him, much better than any other guy I mentioned, but truth has to be told, CT deserves better @fomo leaderboard consists of only fake personas and fake PnLs, 98% of those accounts are not real people, they are one of the bundled wallets in bundled coins registered on fomo as a real user, just to lure people into following those wallets and luring them into scam coins @Pumpfun was made by young kids that were bundling and rugging coins, but they were super good at doing it, and they wanted a bigger stage, where they could launch as many coins as they want on their own platform, where they could control the whole process, and they have succeeded, they are some successful kids from criminal underground, very successful at what they are doing, and they know how to keep the casino going, since bundling and scamming is all they know, its in their roots now to the yokai part, yea yokai sucks, has no motion, but at least has stayed true to his shit stuff, he is also a made up persona, but he always wanted to launch smth cool that would work, without all the bs, but since it wasnt working out he was usually taking his money back by selling into the pool, to take back what he invested, sometimes in profits and many times in losses, thats why I believe @blknoiz06 is in a huge loss on CATE and ANSEM, because when you try to keep things up there, in this market, almost always you're taking a huge loss and waiting for bull market to bring you profits, which never came to the trenches, dont really give a fuck if ppl believe this or not if you look at my posts lately i've been fucking around with this account, totally not serious with it anymore, its just a hated account with shitty history and literally with hundreds of failures, but before I left I wanted to give you some real info, so trenches can learn a bit from experienced and if you ask I will give much more detailed information cancer to trenches: - @Pumpfun - @AxiomExchange - @theunipcs - @fomo (for not banning fake accounts from leaderboard and dining with shitty influencers, while 95% of fomo users are in a loss) - @frankdegods with a lot of cash behind the scenes, cash he made through DeGods, he's super smart and talanted guy, so I respect him, at least he pushes cool stuff before slow rugging them, but I believe he can do much bigger things in life, proper talanted indian, but still an indian - @_Shadow36 literally a scammer, thinks he's smart, he's not, in a different (lower) league than ppl/companies mentioned above - @blknoiz06 cool chad, feels like he doesn't want to sleep at night thinking he's a scammer, but he kinda is with all the bs coins he pushed and never mentioned again such as solana:DitHyRMQiSDhn5cnKMJV2CDDt6sVct96YrECiM49pump and having fake personas @PoorGoat_ / CATE etc, also not as talanted as he makes it look like, I think he's overinvested and has no idea what to do rn the og of CT? @cobie I have nothing bad to say about the guy. he stayed cool as fuck all these years, built something valuable, and sold it to @coinbase for a billion dollars, now he works and does good for CB trenches will do better when cancer is cured but for now, there is now cure for cancer, so all you can do is gamble end is near for them, stay smart, always check for signs that I mentioned above, to tell fake from real, use solscanner not other bubble map platforms, stay away from manipulators, and if there's a real runner you will know, it will be funny or super viral, it will have a narrative that can last, and it will have clean bubblemaps with real volume that's growing, and no cancer around it DO NOT follow tracked wallets that Axiom or Pumpfun gives you, write your own agents and bots that can find real winners from latest successful launches, not the bundle wallets that had good PnL, but real traders that profitted, get your agents to find patterns between these plays, and get your own signals, do not track KOLs, the only reason they give you those names is to fuck you right in the ass cheers
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This, my wife, kids, some dogs, cows, ducks, and a max-eff Theatre of Blood team on demand
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gm chads i was quiet here for a week because i was building. long post. --- i now run my own archive nodes for @RobinhoodCrypto chain and @arc, with my own indexers on top. every block since genesis. why my own: robinhood chain makes 857,000 blocks a day. reading that through a paid rpc gets expensive fast, and i needed every block, not samples. right now it's 66m blocks and 3b+ logs on robinhood alone. --- here is what the last 30 days on robinhood chain look like. 504,564 tokens were launched. about 16,800 a day. they came from around 250k wallets. 85% of those wallets launched once. 3,006 wallets made 36% of all launches. one bot wallet launched 10,447 coins. 92% of them never had a single trade. about 1 in 10 launches is a bundle: the dev exempts his own wallets from the anti snipe tax and they buy in the first 3 blocks. in 44k launches those wallets took 10% or more of the supply before anyone else could buy. one coin, cobie, showed 7.2m eth of volume in 11 hours. it was 702 buys and sells inside the same transactions, from a wallet holding 0.0003 eth. a normal buyer sees none of this on a chart. --- so the main thing i'm building is a trading terminal for regular people, on robinhood chain and arc. the data above is part of it. when you open a token you see if it was bundled, what the dev did with his previous coins, how much of the volume is fake, and who is actually selling. i also read a few thousand app store reviews of trading apps. the complaints repeat: depositing is easy and withdrawing is not, you only see the fee after the trade, leaderboards show unrealized pnl, and "top traders" sell into the people copying them. so the terminal shows the price and the fee before you buy, has take profit and stop loss when you buy, shows pnl only from real trades, shows your friends' trades instead of strangers', and lets you withdraw as easily as you deposit. i'm not competing on execution speed with the pro terminals. --- cards are part of the terminal. traders have cards. devs have cards too, and every coin a dev launches counts like a trade: did his holders make money or did he dump on them. people are cards. cards are coins. --- fantasy. season 1 was a test: cards of real people, decks of 3, a rating from onchain pnl and x growth, scored every hour, a daily pool for the top 100. what i learned: follower counts don't tell you anything, pnl from a third party api was often wrong, and screenshots can't be checked. season 2 starts in 1-2 weeks on its own site. season 1 resets. it uses the same cards as the terminal. a trader's card follows his real pnl, a dev's card follows how his holders did. you pick people instead of copying their trades. decks, leagues and crafting cards into higher levels. i'll post the details before launch. --- the launchpad i promised is still coming. it will be a part of the terminal, not a separate app. details later. --- there will also be two separate checkers, one for robinhood chain and one for arc. same data as the terminal: paste a token or a wallet and see who is behind it. --- i'm still doing this alone, no team and no investors. agents write code at night, i check it and ship what works. stay close chads 👀
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tithe.fun is live 💜 Choose from 50+ charities, projects and creators, or any wallet you want. A share of every trading fee goes to them automatically, without having to claim it. Go launch something that matters! No token yet. Stay safe
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God rewards authenticity
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I found a scam project factory on Robinhood Total scammer profit across all projects is about $1.000.000 @legsdotfun @TouchGrassRWA @hotpack @pinksheets_fi @crumbsfamily All of these projects follow the exact same pattern: > Repeating graphic design style > Mysterious announcement with AI-generated video > Token launch before any working product > Project is abandoned after about a week > Sam KOLs shilling All of this was done by one developer, who tried to pay me off to keep quiet Stay safe out there
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A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
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Yeah I got a disability DIS ABILITY TO MAKE MONEY NIGGA We’re so fucking back
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most of the affiliates you see in your timeline run BH and are too ashamed to admit it
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👀 I’m gonna stop posting my revenue after this.
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can tiktok stop pushing updates every single fucking day half my campaigns been pending for over 10 hours
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