@zzdoublezz

~ beloved comedian ~ check out my new podcast JUDGMENT DAY

 Brooklyn, NY
linktr.ee/zzdoublezz
Joined February 2009
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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogOct 24
Some jokes from my special 🐠
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzSep 23
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re gay
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lewis@Lewiswbt1Oct 24
I've always vaguely seen "April May June July" as a kind of "7 ate 9" thing, although everything's a bit more up in the air since I don't know what "to June" means and it's not certain it'll happen anyway
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzOct 20
here's the thanksgiving thing: i wouldn't mind seeing my family for $200 but I don't want to pay $700 to see my family
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzOct 19
Theranos Thanos
em@filmlverOct 18
do NOT go see you can see everything in the first row
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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pep 🐟@SUBMARINER1941Oct 17
when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzOct 17
I’m sorry babe when I said I was 10 minutes late I meant I was 10 minutes late telling you I wasn’t coming. My mind works different.
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iti malias
@itimaliasofOct 14
A melhor invenção da humanidade:
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzOct 12
MOLLY THE MAGIC SHOP BIRD IS A WHORE
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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogOct 11
Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0

Benny Feldman - Butterfly Pavilion - Stand-Up Comedy Special

Benny Feldman's debut stand-up specialDirected by Devon VoelkelP...

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RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 7
📺WB Primetime, October 6, 1997: — On ‘7th Heaven,’ Annie reveals a secret about her past… she smoked pot
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bilatinman kio@kzzrtttSep 30
i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzSep 29
happy National coffee day!!!!
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzSep 25
is primetime a good first date movie? ( significant age gap)
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82Sep 24
Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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katie@katefeetieSep 24
fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item
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WIRED
@WIREDSep 21
For our WIRED Women cover, Patti Harrison plays five (well, actually six) of the current masters of the universe—Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos (with Lauren Sánchez Bezos by his side). 🔗 wired.com/tag/wired-women/
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saguaro ghost
@saguaro_ghostSep 20
not a single human being on this entire planet wants a permanent Netflix sticker on their copy of East of Eden.
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brennan@BrennanCaldwellSep 18
hooking up with partnered boys starting to feel ethically equivalent to choosing Amazon over a local bookstore
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