Roommate spilled a bag of very fine cinnamon powder on the floor and just decided to vacuum it up so now the vacuum is 50% powder and it does the cinnamon challenge when you turn it on
The last thing you hear before it’s announced you’re gonna get drafted
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
How it feels to ground myself by touching the center of a wall outlet before handling a circuit board
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This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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Mexican foo: yo who is that
Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes
First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
The way you have no choice but to wear sunscreen and thus oil cleanse every day of your life until you die



















