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What is the mandate of Water Resources Authority and how does WRA allocate water? #Securingwaterresourcessafeguardingourfuture!
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Shame is a construct and I need you to start constructing.
Part 1 #standardcharteredmarathon
This is the best shitty story you are ever going to read because shame is a construct that is non existent in the World of Mansa 😁
In the quest for a sub 3 Marathon, in an Official Course, I shat myself… but who cares? 🤣
Despite using #loperamide before and within the run, I knew the caffeine gels were going to mess up my stomach. And for sure at 22km, right there on Kibera hill, the bathroom call came, not so far from the place I had to use the bush during my Stanchart RECCE
I had 2 options, use the bathrooms provided, which meant, stop and struggle to pick up pace after, or keep going and hope for the best!
I chose the later, & by 28km it was evident that the bathroom call could no longer wait!
Kukaza matako and run fast at the same time is not easy at all since they both use the same muscle ( did you know that? Now you know ) 🤣
Stopping was not an option! In the words of @nimsdai giving up is not in the blood! So I did what I had to do, kukaza haga proper 😂
At 40km, the worst happened! The shat came at SAWE speed 😂😭
The finish line was near and that’s all that mattered!
In the end, a 2:46:20 marathon was in the bag, & shitting myself was a small price to pay for it! Having shed a whole 11 mins, 26 secs from my previous pb, the joy, more like euphoria, was everything 🙌🏾 definitely stronger than the smell 😆
After getting my medal, I took a whole carton of water and dashed to the bathroom to clean up… it was a mess! Shit on my shorts, socks, shoes… everywhere 😭 not even the whole box of water could save me!
Thanks to the guys at carnivore for allowing me to use their bathroom to clean up!
After cleaning up, I came back & proudly mingled with people as if nothing had happened 😂. In case you smelt something weird, that was me and I’m sorry 🤣
To everyone who said hello on my way back and I probably did not respond, now you know what I was going through! Poleni sana! I was going through a lot 😂
To the guy at 40km who ran along side, filming & asking me questions, my apologies… I was in a shitty situation & couldn’t say shit 😂 please send me that video 🙏🏽
To my Formation Team, your post is loading 🙌🏾 you guys are special and you made today a reality @edgarruner , Atati, Ng’eno & Lee. Nyinyi lazima niwaandikie shairi 🙌🏾
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They DID the work! Local organizing, civics, turning up at the polls etc. Not just a miracle.
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Sometimes I watch this clips of Sifuna back then and I can say everything is God's plans coz tell me this videos are the campaigning tools for Omwami.
All his clips are based on the interest of common mwananchi.
We will never fumble this one and let no one tell us anything.
2023.
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Problem with reckless driving is that innocent people get caught in the crossfire , it is therefore imperative that NTSA stops this madness
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A part of the answer to your challenge lies in your description of @edwinsifuna . A blank slate/ new start/ break with the past is what many who support him are looking for. Kenya is in an argument between its past and its future; credentials that speak to status quo aren't the credentials his supporters respect.
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We shall do the work for you without the salary. We are patriotic.
This is reckless and unacceptable. Safety must never be compromised when lives are on the line.
These drivers not only put their own lives at risk, but also endangered passengers and other road users. It is deeply unfortunate that while comprehensive measures are being implemented to address road safety challenges, individuals still engage in such risky actions.
We thank the public for bringing this forward and condemning this behavior.
We urge any member of the public with the registration details of these vehicles to share them via DM. We will investigate and take immediate, appropriate action. #UsalamaBarabarani
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Makes you wonder why @polytrackk would fabricate the polls and not do the same on their website.
