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민트사탕 먹은 말 너무 웃겨서 저장하고 계속 보는 중
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Lorry 💀
Wah kwani niligongwa na lorry? 🤨
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How will you get the registration numbers and the cars race carelessly on the roads with no plates this
Replying to @Elvis_Localman
This is reckless and unacceptable. Safety must never be compromised when lives are on the line. These drivers not only put their own lives at risk, but also endangered passengers and other road users. It is deeply unfortunate that while comprehensive measures are being implemented to address road safety challenges, individuals still engage in such risky actions. We thank the public for bringing this forward and condemning this behavior. We urge any member of the public with the registration details of these vehicles to share them via DM. We will investigate and take immediate, appropriate action. #UsalamaBarabarani
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Business development, sales & marketing
I'm tired of pretending what's the full meaning of BDSM?
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The physical office of the president of Kenya.😂
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Does this looks like harvesting of trees nyii maumbwa mnatuona ass yenyu this destruction
TREE HARVESTING VS DEFORESTATION
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What they were supposed to do 15yrs ago
DStv Kenya has officially announced 4 new packages, starting November 5, with monthly prices starting at Sh750 and going up to Sh7,300. Here is how they compare: 1. Starter (Sh750): 116+ channels, La Liga, local content and entertainment. 2. Select (Sh1,500): 149+ channels, movies, series, news and Serie A. 3. Sports (Sh3,000): 159+ channels, including the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League and Conference League. 4. Ultimate (Sh7,300): 180+ channels, including Formula 1, rugby, tennis, MotoGP and golf.
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O que temos 💀💀💀💀😂😂
Se o Lula ganhar eu vou postar foto da minha pica aqui
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Rapists Jela.
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ULTRA INSTINCT TRUMP DECLARES: “That’s America’s ass”
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My pal married a girl who never had a phone,no social media,nothing,he had to involve the police waachane😂😂Stay guided.
Found a girl who is not into social media, it's either she is watching YouTube ama kamelalala kama mtoto msiniguzie huyu akiz
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But @ntsa_kenya will somehow convince you the biggest issue on our roads is people doing 72kph in a 50kph zone
The Mtito Andei accident is extremely devastating and heartbreaking. 23 lives lost; people who had plans, aspirations and families waiting for them lost in a whim. Sadly, almost all of these accidents are products of road recklessness, and can be avoided. On the same stretch two weeks ago, I had the experience as captured in the video. Evidence of how drivers(especially trucks and buses) have little or no regard for other road users and lives. There’s need to introduce tougher deterrent penalties for such road goons.
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Kenya has recorded at least 83 building collapses between 2020 and October 2026, according to Stats Kenya. Nairobi leads with 30 collapses, followed by Kiambu with 13. Here is how the numbers break down by year: 2020 — 5 2021 — 9 2022 — 14 2023 — 9 2024 — 12 2025 — 10 2026 — 24 so far
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Maisha ya Anus-a
Got rimmed with alcohol, basically butt chugging 😂 no wonder I got drunk that fast.
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Replying to @ItsChanzu
The people on record this year constantly racing on public roads are forex boys, wash wash folk and politicians and their families. Car twitter guys just tweet, do projects half way before running out of money and occasionally hit the road for massive road trips. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Vegetable Shawarma
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“Sitawaua”
Apart from the hype, what is sifuna's manifesto?
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