Calm, collected, confident...

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2009
If you think you're safe because you're in Westlands, utakaribishwa vizuri. @Ma3Route
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But @ntsa_kenya will somehow convince you the biggest issue on our roads is people doing 72kph in a 50kph zone
The Mtito Andei accident is extremely devastating and heartbreaking. 23 lives lost; people who had plans, aspirations and families waiting for them lost in a whim. Sadly, almost all of these accidents are products of road recklessness, and can be avoided. On the same stretch two weeks ago, I had the experience as captured in the video. Evidence of how drivers(especially trucks and buses) have little or no regard for other road users and lives. There’s need to introduce tougher deterrent penalties for such road goons.
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Millenials walikua wanaita six pack ati "cubes"😭😭
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Mashujaa Day Breakfast Brisk Drive
Good friends, good roads & terrible fuel consumption
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Good friends, good roads & terrible fuel consumption
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Replying to @kamauwaruhiu
Waliiba na gas cylinder mbili kubwa and my global knife set amongst other things 😂😂
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If they refuse to do the official PC version AI will port it for us 😂
GTA 6 : PS5 Day 1 PC Day 1
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If you bring Rwanda leaders to Kenya in 10 years tutakuwa mbali Ajab Do the reverse and Rwanda will be a desert in 3 years plus high end clubs and cars
Non of our ministers can articulate that without reading. Rwanda has capable leaders, not just Kagame.
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Quick Mount has amazing offers
Huyu anatuambia twende supermarket tumletee brother.
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Major logistical milestones will need to be met by the time they are ready to host (Rwanda is at least 1,500km from the nearest coastline) so it will be a major benefit to the region.
BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s #F1
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Just test driven the AI-derived alternatives to the Adobe Suite. Apps are way lighter (~60MB), and natively compatible with the proprietary file formats. Yeah, Adobe might be cooked 🤔
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Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
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Can't believe you told us you're from a meeting and even told us about the projects you were discussing. 😂. I have two theories. 1. You have a LinkedIn personality 24/7. 2. Ona babe hata nilisema nilikua nimetoka meeting. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Just witnessed an accident along James Gichuru Road on my way home; An Aston Martin, VW Tiguan and a Suzuki N-Wagon drivers involved. Viewer’s descretion advised
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Not that fries are the best, but if you Google the "rabbit starvation" condition you realize how essential fats and carbs are to the body.
cette quantité d’huile qui entre dans vos artères c’est génial 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
La vidéo est générée par IA. Ce type de contenu "hydraulic pressure and fries" fait partie d'une tendance de vidéos créées avec l'IA pour être visuellement satisfaisantes et ne montre pas un vrai processus de fabrication des frites. youtube.com/watch?v=sC1YJS… theradiotv.net/how-to-create-…
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RT @Kalasinga_: The leadership at @ntsa_kenya is thick. The data is right there. Most deaths are pedestrian and boda boda related. But wh…
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Replying to @NostalgiaFolder
Head shoulders knees and toes?
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Editing team can't tell the difference between a real image and an AI image?
Prominent Zimbabwean businessman and five others killed in helicopter crash in Mashonaland East; police at scene, government confirms.
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What's JKIA doing in Rongai bro
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The loop is 101km long via ICD road, for those interested in the challenge.
Ole Sereni → Gitaru — Southern Bypass Gitaru → Ndenderu — Western Bypass Ndenderu → Membley — Northern Bypass Membley → City Cabanas — Eastern Bypass Basically a full Nairobi bypass loop without touching the CBD. And funnily they are all connected to form a circle
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What is the one key takeaway from all these multi-vehicle accidents on the bypass?
🚨 FIVE VEHICLES, ONE LANE, FIVE CRASHES Five vehicles involved in accidents in the same lane but what caused it? Were the drivers following too closely, distracted, speeding, or simply not leaving enough stopping distance? When the vehicle in front brakes suddenly, the driver behind needs enough space and time to react. Keeping a safe following distance can prevent a chain-reaction crash. Let’s not be quick to blame one person before knowing the full story. Every driver has a responsibility to stay alert, maintain a safe distance and control their speed. 🦺 Road safety starts with you and me. Drive carefully. Keep your distance. Save a life. What do you think caused these five vehicles to crash? Drop your thoughts below.
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