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comedian/ writer/ humanitarian. Instagram - abdullah_official

Red side of Manchester
Joined June 2009
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
Come again?
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
🚨 JUST IN: ALL-TIMER interview from Unai Emery after conceding a 96 min equalizer vs. Manchester Utd
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
A group of Israeli settlers have seized eight Palestinian homes on Wednesday in Jericho, located in the occupied West Bank.  Palestinian sources reported that the settlers, accompanied by their families, stormed the eight homes, which were empty at the time of the raid
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
Elon Musk's week in numbers: Tommy Robinson: £200,000 - Guilty Ken Paxton: $212m - Lost Greg Abbott: $5.5m - Lost Mike Rogers: $3.7m - Lost Susan Collins: $2.3m - Lost Jon Husted: $9.7m - Lost Ashley Hinson: $3.3m - Lost John Sununu: $1m - Lost
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Too early?
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
The British public have voted this woman to be the winner of Big Brother. She also reported used the N word according to housemates, which ITV edited out.
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
After weeks of worrying about my mother’s safety, having my face plastered on attack ads against Abdul, right wing media overturning every stone in my life, trackers showing up to my events, hate messages & death threats filling my inbox, it was nice to actually sleep last night.
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
Hi Ben, this is a truly disgusting (and cowardly) tweet. So glad I have spent the past year turning down your repeated invites to appear on your show. For the record, this is a Jewish journalist interviewing the Jewish *author* of the IHRA antisemitism definition for Zeteo, and it is Stern himself who thinks it’s a mistake to use the IHRA definition in the way the government is. But since you can’t engage with the substance of any of this, you resort to smear by insinuation.
Zeteo quickly becoming what many suspected it would, and now going all out to campaign against changes designed to protect Jewish children from being abused in schools.
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane signs record-breaking new Bayern Munich contract. 33yo striker extends from next summer to June 2029 on most lucrative deal in #FCBayern history. Believed to make England captain Europe’s highest-paid player by salary @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7649297…
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
*narrator, 6 months later* ‘He did in fact win by exactly 7 points.’
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
El-Sayed: "Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ... JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.  Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
AIPAC spent $30 million against Abdul El-Sayed in the primary. Then they dropped another $9 million to support Mike Rogers. Here's the good news. In response to AIPAC, ordinary Americans donated $12 million to Abdul. They have the money. We have the people. Let's win.
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
Congratulations to Senator-elect @AbdulElSayed in Michigan! STANDING AGAINST GENOCIDE IS GOOD POLICY AND GOOD POLITICS! #MISEN
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
I can’t believe he actually said this out loud. On Fox. The 2026 midterms summed up in one moment.
Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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The only reason MAGA Christians believe Abdul El-Sayed will force his beliefs on others is because that's what they do.
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Abdullah Afzal retweeted
Perfect closing message
Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
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