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Still time to delete this 🤡🤡🤡
Quite hilarious six days on they’re now willing to give a shirt pull in the box as a penalty.
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Breaking news: Arsenal have now invented “defending a lead” instead of doing the honourable thing and letting Liverpool’s £500m attack run into open space. More as we get it.
Are Arsenal fans genuinely proud of the way their team plays? Baffles me.
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Played 38. Won 26. Drawn 12. Lost 0. Never to be repeated. Happy Invincibles Day to those who celebrate!
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Carrick is better than Arteta.
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It’s hilarious that economically illiterate idiots like this set the bar of richness at £100k years ago and that’s just the permanent bar now. It’s the equivalent of earning approx £60k in 2010. Who was going around calling those earners “rich.” Will £100k still be rich in 2035?
If you make £100k you're rich and pretending otherwise is ludicrous.
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30 years on, Arsene Wenger's impact can still be felt at Arsenal 🔴🏆
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Emirates screening of the champions league final allowed beer in your seats. I like a drink as much as the next man but it perfectly demonstrated why this law is needed. Idiots back and forth on beer runs every 10 minutes absolutely hammered sloshing pints over children.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is set to scrap the law that bans football fans from drinking in the stands "I don’t see how it can be fair that some supporters of one sport can be treated differently"
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It will also take 55,000 British taxpayers earning £35k a year to make up the £330 million shortfall from him leaving the country David, you utter moron.
It would take a full time worker, earning the average salary & saving every penny, over 66,000 years to make what this man is currently ‘worth’ but lets feel sorry for him being asked to pay fractionally more tax
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LDN. Still red.
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Take away Russian oil money, financial doping and breaches of FA regulations, I dare you.
Take away community shields. I DARE you 😂😂😂
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we’re somehow ending this transfer window with a weaker left wing than last season. Ridiculous
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Tottenham will end up spending ~€140m on Man City players this summer. Aston Villa will end up spending ~€126m on Chelsea players. Maybe more. You can't really complain about being muscled out of the top six if you're going to hoover up their B team for huge transfer fees.
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If people don't already know that: - It's wrong to rape - ⁠It's wrong to have sex with children - ⁠Men and women are equal The answer isn't to tell them when they come here, and hope for the best. It's to never let them into our country in the first place.
🚨 NEW: The Government is handing out posters to asylum seekers telling them not to have sex with girls or mutilate their genitals
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Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes. It was performed by a 5 year old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.
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Angela Rayner crusaded against tax avoidance. Then she avoided tax, got found out, quit in disgrace and took a £17k payout. Now she's got her old job back, will she return the cash? Or is it one rule for Labour, and another for everyone else? dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Tories demand Angela Rayner hand back £17k payoff she received for quitting over tax row... now that she's back in her old job just 10 months later trib.al/2NrCgQh
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@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
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Small consolation, but England’s rugby team have just battered Argentina, who played in 1986 World Cup Maradona jerseys. Seven players sent to the sin bin, England prop Ellis Genge hitting the Enzo Fernandez celebration, stadium mostly dead silent. Thanks for coming lads 👍
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I went to bed mad and woke up madder. The last 30 minutes were tactical cowardice in the extreme from a manager who was explicitly hired not to do that.
This time was meant to be different for England. Not least because in Thomas Tuchel, the FA had paid the money to recruit the best manager at this World Cup. Someone who would be able to plan and engineer a way through this tournament, taking advantage of the physical edge of a squad of Premier League players. Instead it ended the same way it always does, with England offering nothing in attack, retreating and retreating and retreating until they were overwhelmed. The only difference was that this time England chose their own destruction. 📝 @JackPittBrooke ⬇️ bit.ly/4fDG8jb
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