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Joined November 2025
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It's panic time in Charlotte. Worst offensive rating in the NBA by far. They take over half their shots from 3 even though they're shooting below 30%. Sion James cannot hit the side of the backboard, yet Charles Lee keeps empowering him to launch bricks. Brandon Miller is not looking worth the money. Kon Knueppel is hurt again already. Seeing a lot of bad body language across the roster. All the joy is gone. A step back was to be completely expected after trading LaMelo Ball but this is way worse than anticipated for the Hornets. This team looks broken.
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Como explicar o planejamento dos Hornets? Eles são a definição de franquia pequena com pensamentos menores ainda. Chega a ser revoltante. Tivemos um dos times mais divertidos de assistir na temporada com a ascensão do trio Melo-Kon-Miller. Mesmo ficando de fora dos PO após uma eliminação frustante no play-in, o clima era totalmente favorável ao núcleo, onde o FP (Lamelo) finalmente parecia confortável. Então o GM vai, troca seu principal jogador de anos por um eterno reserva e algumas picks, da as chaves da franquia ao seu 2° melhor jogador (Miller), confia num possível estrelismo de um scorer puro (Kon), e por fim, deixa de subir no draft e não pega o melhor fit possível, ao invés disso, garante um pivô que, apesar de ser bom, já chega com ampla concorrência na posição e mal é utilizado. Só de pensar que agora os Hornets poderiam ter Lamelo, Kon, Miller, Yaxel e Diabaté como quinteto início causa revolta em mim, imagina nos torcedores. E é uma sequência de decisões péssimas que não dá pra explicar só com lógica, isso afeta o espiritual, não é atoa que o Miller não está entregando bem como líder no ataque, também não é atoa que o Kon não está se mantendo saudável, quando tomamos decisões que afetam a energia de um grupo, tudo tende a desmoronar, e existem vários exemplos, olhem o que aconteceu com Dallas, AD e Kyrie no pós Luka, eles só estão se recuperando agora, Lakers acabou com seu núcleo campeão e de brinde levou a reputação de Westbrook junto. É triste quando isso acontece. O destino é cruel, e ter o futuro da sua franquia do coração sendo controlados por homens quem pensam mais do que deveriam e executam essas ideias radicais é pior ainda. Foram de: Lamelo Ball Brandon Miller Kon Knueppel Yaxel Lendeborg Moussa Diabaté Para: Coby White Sion James Brandon Miller Naz Reid Moussa Diabaté Enquanto isso... Lamelo está liderando um Wolves, sem Anthony Edwards, a vitórias incríveis, e Yaxel está no top 2 na corrida para o ROY (deveria ser o 1°), com média de 21.5 pontos, 7 rebotes e 4 assistências.
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Herbert gets engaged: 0-7 Luka gets divorced: 47.9 PPG Laws of the universe don’t lie.
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Your country kidnapped a head of state this year.
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For the 485th year in a row in the NBA: The West is Good And The East is ASS
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Los conservadores tienen razón en su punto de que ellos son el reflejo de anakin porque literalmente están siendo manipulados fácilmente por un montón de viejos corruptos y degenerados y todo para que al final no reciban nada a cambio y sigan igual o incluso peor que antes
I'll never understand people who stan Anakin Skywalker. Dude had EVERYTHING. Literal superpowers, a gorgeous, wealthy, powerful wife, loyal friends, and a servant droid. Then some creepy old politician promised him he could save everyone he loved. So Anakin murdered children, choked his pregnant wife, tried to kill his best friend, and lost everything. And the old man couldn't even deliver on his promise. Congratulations. You traded your entire life for a miserable, thankless government job working for the guy who screwed you over. And somehow people think he's the victim.
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Joe Mazzulla says he uses AI and Claude every day to help with coaching, personal development, and organizing practices (Via @985TheSportsHub / h/t @RealBobManning )
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Ather the Kessler fiasco & the JJJ-Lauri logjam The Utah Jazz might have to do this:
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The boomer endgame has been denying their competition (young men) any access to society, eventually in hopes that it will force them into the military where they will be culled in a judaic financed brother war. Calling this bluff enrages them to no end.
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’ Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
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saw a comment that said: "Paying taxes right now feels like sponsoring criminals." 😭😭😭
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its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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Giannis coming back to Milwaukee in 2027 to play with the Miami Heat trade package
No way Giannis signs that extension 😂
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Jaylen Brown won 56 games last year on his own, now Jayson Tatum, the man who packed him up, has Paul George and Mitchell Robinson added to the same roster. They should be pushing 60 at minimum. We will be monitoring.
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Tatum has been on winning teams. Jaylen Brown IS a fucking winner. There's a difference.
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Nothing irritates me more than James Harden basketball
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You're not a serious team if you employ James Harden in 2026
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Mobley magnet ball lmfao
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They haven't shown a replay btw 😂
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