Magician & in the business of MAKING magic at @FUNinc, founder of @InvisThreads. Fan of Disney, animatronics & a wicked game of air hockey.
Chicago, IL & Orlando, FL
Joined February 2009
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Happened AGAIN. wow, you gotta come up with a better app than for it to CLEAR the entire pizza and all customizations if just one or two things are missing. That sucks. No explanation either. @MODPizza
Hey @McDonalds @DoorDash neither of you take responsibility really but your contractors delivered a bag of drinks where one is entirely opened and spilled and leaking all over my floor. Who do I contact to get a refund?
Hey @tacobell can you invest in some better quality drink carriers ? The tray of 3 just broke in half and spilled. . Not cool.
@Walgreens hey you guys had a little time to perfect this stuff - I go inside, wait ten minutes just to be told to go thru drive thru for Covid test. Please UPDATE your email confirmation - also make it easier to find appointments in app. Thanks.
Hey @StarbucksCare PLEASE do the courtesy of including a napkin or two in DoorDash order. Come on.
Hey @Uber_Support , why can’t you reply? An @Uber driver came into my private property , relieved himself in back of my building , and left. How do I report this and send a video to you? Thats gross and you should take that seriously. Thanks.
Hey @StarbucksCare why can’t you figure out something for your @DoorDash_Help deliveries to not spill coffee ?! Every single time. All over the bag and now all over my counter every time I set it down.
Hey @FedExHelp what kinda reputable delivery service leaves a package on the OUTSIDE of a gate in the middle of a driveway? Without ringing a bell or a CALL BUTTON? Are they THAT lazy? Really?
@FedExHelp again dropping off an open lid poster tube by my garage instead of front door.
I’ve noticed the trend is people on YouTube are going silent on the C’s for “
Accessories “ but pronouncing the T in often. Why ?
@Potbelly Also… when they staple the bag shut they also staple the sandwich’s bag. Maybe use tape or be more careful when you staple? Thanks!
Hey @XfinitySupport , my internet and tv keep going out. I think the internet router / cable box are defective. How can I get it exchanged ? I shouldn’t have this many issues.
Hey @FedExHelp can you please answer why your drivers refuse to bring my packages to my front door like everyone else does? And like I have asked about 6 times , yet they still ignore that request. Why? @FedEx