
Magician & in the business of MAKING magic at @FUNinc, founder of @InvisThreads. Fan of Disney, animatronics & a wicked game of air hockey.
Chicago, IL & Orlando, FL
Joined February 2009
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Happened AGAIN. wow, you gotta come up with a better app than for it to CLEAR the entire pizza and all customizations if just one or two things are missing. That sucks. No explanation either. @MODPizza
Turbo tax’s commercial was terrible and they should have used a different reference. But thanks for asking. I liked the YouTube tv commercials.
Replying to @jackielegs57 @turbotax
@grok why do brands like this think it’s funny to poke fun at pets dying?
Replying to @turbotax
That’s the best thing you can come up with?
Also @DoorDash @McDonalds your contractors never follow instructions. Why ?
Hey @McDonalds @DoorDash neither of you take responsibility really but your contractors delivered a bag of drinks where one is entirely opened and spilled and leaking all over my floor. Who do I contact to get a refund?
Replying to @UPS
Hello, sure can thank you - called today and the manager wasn’t apologetic at all, just said sometimes they close early and that my “important package wouldn’t have gone out at that time anyway”.
Replying to @UPS
@UPS @TheUPSStore How do I report a store that closed early ? How unprofessional! My customer won’t get their package on time.
Replying to @DoorDash_Help
@DoorDash_Help Again they didn’t ring bell as requested. What’s so difficult?
Replying to @StarbucksCare
@StarbucksCare can I ask why there is nothing available to order to eat like a sandwich?
Replying to @McDonalds
@McDonalds OMG your new cheap AF straws keep breaking.
Hey @tacobell can you invest in some better quality drink carriers ? The tray of 3 just broke in half and spilled. . Not cool.
Replying to @UPS
@UPS @TheUPSStore can you be more specific where it was left? As you see, photo is not helpful. Cannot find package. PLEASE CONFIRM ADDRESS.
Replying to @panerabread
@panerabread is still the only place who puts bagels loose in the same big with other things: cream cheese cups, spoons and cookie bags people touch with their bare hands- YUCK! And unwrapped plastic ware - come on! You can do better #panera #food #safety






