Magician & in the business of MAKING magic at @FUNinc, founder of @InvisThreads. Fan of Disney, animatronics & a wicked game of air hockey.

Chicago, IL & Orlando, FL
Joined February 2009
Replying to @tacobell
@tacobell Hey what happened to the “Crunchwrap”?? Is this the new standard?
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Replying to @MODPizza
@MODPizza your app needs help! Second time it cleared my cart! Please fix!
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Hey @McDonalds @DoorDash neither of you take responsibility really but your contractors delivered a bag of drinks where one is entirely opened and spilled and leaking all over my floor. Who do I contact to get a refund?
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Replying to @USPS
@USPS @USPSHelp Can I ask, what about this looks like a good idea? Leaving packages by the garage instead of the front door?
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Replying to @StarbucksCare
@StarbucksCare can I ask why there is nothing available to order to eat like a sandwich?
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Replying to @UPS
@UPS @TheUPSStore can you be more specific where it was left? As you see, photo is not helpful. Cannot find package. PLEASE CONFIRM ADDRESS.
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Replying to @McDonalds
@McDonalds every time I order DoorDash with coffee this happens. Any changes you can make so it’s not terribly messy when I open the bag?
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Replying to @panerabread
@panerabread @askpanera LOOSE bagels and bread in a giant bag with a bag ON TOP of them? AND LOOSE COOKIEs?! Come on! And loose cream cheese mixed in with the cookies ?! You always leave bread loose which is bizarre but Wtf Panera?!!! #panera #health #covid @DoorDash_Help
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Replying to @StarbucksCare
Thanks, though I think Starbucks has something to do with it too. A white circle sticker may not be the best solution.
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Hey @StarbucksCare why can’t you figure out something for your @DoorDash_Help deliveries to not spill coffee ?! Every single time. All over the bag and now all over my counter every time I set it down.
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