Premier Alan Winde 🇿🇦 Western Cape Fan 🪭

I was unbelievably power drunk during that lockdown interview 😂

WE ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!

My alarm elke oggend is die klank van 'n bantu meit wat haal neus leeg snuif in haar keel in.

To save water for the dry months ahead, the @WesternCapeGov will add new posters inside government bathrooms: "if it's brown, let it mellow!"

We need to constantly remind whites about apartheid so we can tax them to death!

Important Announcement: All Western Cape Racist Conversion Centres will be closed with immediate effect after it came to light that it just made people more racist.

“For you” is our slogan, but we need to limit your freedom and tax you to death to keep you safe!

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!

Trump stole the election!

Congratulations @KamalaHarris! 47th President! Woot 🥳

Today @geordinhl and I are handing out flyers to poors that will hopefully teach them how to better cope with that pesky 'bum glum'

Kamala is currently leading national polls with 67%! Woot! 🥳

You better hope I don't find out any of you own a squirrel.

I pray for online hate crime laws so that I can arrest @analwinde and @AlanWinde666. Amen

I have taken a new lover. He screams when I push my hand up his bum

White-on-Black crime in South Africa has broken a new all time high record and is now a staggering 0.01% Horrific! We don't actually know what the other 99.99% is. We don't want to look into it either.

Have you come to terms with your whiteness yet? I'm struggling.

I am not a straight white cis man. I just ain't.

I could ask you the same thing? Why did 110 countries expel the Jews? Maldives was the latest country to do so in June 2024.

If hate is taught, when did my nose learn to hate blecks?