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Anal Windes of change. Open borders, a New World Order, One World Government πŸ§’πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸŒβ˜ οΈ FREE PALPATINE πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ [email protected]. Japanese πŸͺ­ Fan πŸͺ­ collector

Cape Town
Joined March 2023
Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)Photo by Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ (@AnalWinde)
I was unbelievably power drunk during that lockdown interview πŸ˜‚
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WE ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!
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Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ retweeted
Manifest what you want in life! Focus on the prize!
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My alarm elke oggend is die klank van 'n bantu meit wat haal neus leeg snuif in haar keel in.
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Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ retweeted
Twin-party state: how deep can the coalition go? Rumours are that the DA is planning to extend their partnership with the ANC down to the local government. This could neuter all political opposition in the country. capeindependent.com/article/…
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To save water for the dry months ahead, the @WesternCapeGov will add new posters inside government bathrooms: "if it's brown, let it mellow!"
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We need to constantly remind whites about apartheid so we can tax them to death!
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Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ retweeted
"We will castrate and confuse your sons and we will poison and sterilise your daughters until we dance on their graves." β€” @geordinhl
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Important Announcement: All Western Cape Racist Conversion Centres will be closed with immediate effect after it came to light that it just made people more racist.
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β€œFor you” is our slogan, but we need to limit your freedom and tax you to death to keep you safe!
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Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ retweeted
This is the face I make when you guys complain about my plan to make Cape Town a Pedo Pervert Paradise! (Official abbreviation: PPP) We're hosting World Pride in 2028 and the Gay Games in 2030 β€” whether you like it or not.
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DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!
SARS joins Schreiber's push for single digital identity system The new form of ID tracking will allow a single portal through which to surveil all economic and institutional behaviours of any citizen capeindependent.com/article/…
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Premier Alan Winde πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Western Cape Fan πŸͺ­ retweeted
Not only will Cape Town host InterPride in 2028, the world's largest LGBTQI+ Pride event, it is also the only City of the African continent to contest for the Gay Games in 2030. mambaonline.com/2024/11/01/m…
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Today @geordinhl and I are handing out flyers to poors that will hopefully teach them how to better cope with that pesky 'bum glum'
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Kamala is currently leading national polls with 67%! Woot! πŸ₯³
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You better hope I don't find out any of you own a squirrel.
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I pray for online hate crime laws so that I can arrest @analwinde and @AlanWinde666. Amen
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I have taken a new lover. He screams when I push my hand up his bum
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