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when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since
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a phd
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AI companies be like: We are going to fund a UBI 🤗🤗. Or kill you 👉👈.
We’re committing a portion of Anthropic’s shares to the Anthropic Public Benefit Fund, a new wholly owned entity dedicated entirely to the public benefit.
It will start off with 5% of our shares. For every 50% increase in the company’s value over a set baseline, we can contribute up to an extra 2%, subject to our board’s discretion.
In total, this means that roughly 20% of Anthropic’s shares are committed to the public good. Our co-founders have already pledged to donate 80% of their equity, and around half our employees are donating a portion of their equity as part of a donation matching program we’ve run since our founding.
In the post below, we share more details about our new fund.
anthropic.com/news/public-be…
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[Talking to my daughters prom date with a shotgun on my lap] “If you don’t take good care of my daughter tonight I am going to kill myself”
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¡Del norte al escritorio, pero siempre con el corazón por delante! ❤️ Ya está disponible #eltiny y va dedicado a todos ustedes, que nos han acompañado durante tantas décadas. Véanlo y nos cuentan qué les pareció 🔥
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The Haida Nation is re-building bear dens that #oldgrowth logging took away: “It takes hundreds of years for a cedar to grow wide enough and decay naturally to make a den. The bears can’t wait until the year 2300 for a place to sleep.” cheknews.ca/logging-took-the…
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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And when you go to the dance class, be sure to explain to everyone why you’re there in precisely these terms.
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(traveling back in time and witnessing a public execution) (whispering to a beautiful lass in the crowd) Oh nahhh they put his ass in the contraption!! Lmfao. (the blade falls and I am traumatized into silence for the rest of my life)
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The concept of someone sincerely thinking gender swapped Draco Malfoy fan fiction should win the Nobel Prize in literature
