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expect nothing, appreciate everything

Joined April 2020
I’m convinced I’m the luckiest man in the world. even in my brothers best man speech, I talked about it. The people I’ve met, memories ive made, laughs that I’ve had. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
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Panthers season summed up in a nut shell #KeepPounding
they had a malfunction during #Panthers halftime show lol
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Bowl eligible Wyoming!
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Brandon Aiyuk meeting with the 49ers today
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🔥🔥 💣 *11/5 🧨 🔥🔥 Mr Pool / Ripple Riddler / V Remember Remember, and shiiiit
Replying to @FoJAk3
♾️NOVEMBER♾️ 🙌🏻 ""Remember, remember, the 5th of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot..." -Ripple Riddler: "Final Broadcast"
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Inside the NBA absolutely killed it with last night’s “Who He Play For?” I haven’t laughed this hard at the show since Barkley lost it over the Rockets-Clippers locker room incident on January 16, 2018. (roughly 400 episodes and 3,201 days ago)
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I’m going to get so drunk and be so annoying when this happens
“As to Young, we’ve recently caught wind of chatter that the Panthers are “far down the road” toward signing him to a second deal in excess of $50 million per year.” 👀 👀 👀 I said $50 Million pre-training camp and was looked at as insane. We’ll see what gets done.
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Happy #MACtion day to all who celebrate
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Bots are out in full effect this weekend. 😭 In the meantime:
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Watch him not play against the broncos
Can’t tell me Bryce Young is himself tonight
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Tonight reminded me of this… #KeepPounding
Welcome back 2023 Carolina Panther OLine
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He’s gotta make something happen with that upcoming possession. That’s how you get paid the big bucks. These past two games have been brutal. Long season, #KeepPounding
Love flagged for grounding, Packers will punt from their own 12.
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“bryce young drops back”
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dis nigga gonna throw for 300 isn’t he?! #keeppounding
Came prepped for the Green Bay sunshine ☀️ #TNFonPrime
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I need the Carolina Reaper tonight. #KeepPounding
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Brutal.
The 4 CBs tonight: Will Lee, Chau Smith-Wade, Malcolm DeWalt, Marco Wilson.
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🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
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