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expect nothing, appreciate everything

Joined April 2020
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Bowl eligible Wyoming!
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Brandon Aiyuk meeting with the 49ers today
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🔥🔥 💣 *11/5 🧨 🔥🔥 Mr Pool / Ripple Riddler / V Remember Remember, and shiiiit
Replying to @FoJAk3
♾️NOVEMBER♾️ 🙌🏻 ""Remember, remember, the 5th of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot..." -Ripple Riddler: "Final Broadcast"
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Inside the NBA absolutely killed it with last night’s “Who He Play For?” I haven’t laughed this hard at the show since Barkley lost it over the Rockets-Clippers locker room incident on January 16, 2018. (roughly 400 episodes and 3,201 days ago)
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Happy #MACtion day to all who celebrate
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Bots are out in full effect this weekend. 😭 In the meantime:
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“bryce young drops back”
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I need the Carolina Reaper tonight. #KeepPounding
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🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
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Ten years. A journey spanning a decade with the bear and you all. God bless you, my friends.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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My retirement plan is basically hoping @bgarlinghouse is better at his job than I am at mine.
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JUST IN: Ripple partners with Coinbase to expand its $RLUSD crypto stablecoin across trading, payments, and institutional finance.
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JUST IN: Ripple $XRP and Robinhood $HOOD officially announce strategic partnership to expand stablecoin adoption.
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JUST IN: Ripple now lets businesses earn returns on idle cash 24/7, even on weekends. The new 24/7 Returns feature puts unused operating cash to work when banks are closed. Eligible Ripple Treasury customers can use qualifying digital assets held in a Ripple wallet, including the RLUSD stablecoin. A new AI layer can also automate cash forecasting, reconciliation and payments. American Airlines, Subway and Christian Louboutin already use Ripple Treasury.
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Timing is everything. Final Phase.
Big news heading into @RippleSwell: the @USOCC has granted final approval for Ripple National Trust Bank. This gives Ripple a federally supervised platform to support $RLUSD and provide digital asset custody to enterprises. We’ve always said crypto and banks work better together — this is what that looks like. Real innovation, real accountability, federal oversight. The revolution isn't happening outside the system. It's happening from within it.
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Incredible, lol. Ripple becomes a federal bank on October 26, 2026.
Timing is everything. Final Phase.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Ripple officially receives full US regulatory approval to operate as a national trust bank.
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If you haven’t realized what just happened, the Trojan Horse is inside the castle. Ripple didn’t storm the gates; it became the fortress. The drawbridge is up, and the code of money is now being rewritten from within.
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Only the beginning. Padawan. I share this stuff because Ross clearly noted this would coincide with financial system change. Reset. 589.
Remember Nikki Floris, the FBI Agent who was exposed in declassified documents that said she was ‘running a shadow government’ during the 2020 election? She was just charged for lying to Congress about her role in suppressing the Hunter Biden laptop investigation. Justice.
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Nothing new to some of us, but this is getting more obvious by the day. Tobias from IMF has been in ripple proximity for a while. As for Blackrock, their head of digital assets built the xrp price calculator while intern at Ripple. 😭 teapaw.org/rabb1t_fr3n/status/191…
‼️THE IMF AND BLACKROCK ARE BOTH SPEAKING AT RIPPLE SWELL‼️ Documented.📝👇
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