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I showed her to my grandmother (who has been a nurse her entire life in many different places and in many different ways) and she actually gasped and went “Oh, she’s beautiful!” which means she is the greatest character in the entire game and nothing else matters.
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When you tryna get the Pirate Shop in Fortnite but remember Tim Sweeney can hear your mic
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Being raised by wolves doesn't seem too bad. You bring home a report card and your mother just has no idea what it is or what it says and she's just kind of scratching at it
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in the uk you have to declare unwavering support for israel or you dont get your bins collected
🚨 NEW: Labour has pulled out of 11 council coalition agreements with the Green Party after they refused to condemn the "Zionism is racism" policy
Coventry City Council
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parents please check your kids' candy very carefully. I just found jey uso matches in my child's snickers bar.
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Losing my mind over a Deadlock match then remembering it's MM and everyone in Standard is generated via prompt
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"I AIN'T BUYIN' KNOCKDOWN FOR MINA, I'LL SHOW YA HOW WE DEAL WITH VAMPS ON LONG ISLAND"
Talk about an in-flight meal.
For the first time, researchers have captured rats hunting bats by grabbing them from the sky. Learn more: scim.ag/47WVwUd #ScienceMagArchives
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They would actually kill you for making a show like this today. Seth MacFarlane got close with The Orville and they made him turn Ted into a TV show as punishment and then when it was good they canceled it as punishment.
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i HAD to draw him like this 😌
#NewPSG
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Kinda fucked this one up, my bad
#nurseharrow #deadlock










































