If John Wayne or Ernest Hemingway wouldn't cry about it, neither should you. I mostly post cooking pics or gun pics. sometimes political talk. 🇺🇸 🇻🇦
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How I sleep knowing that my life is infinitely better than terminally online weirdos who hate me for my objectively correct opinions.
"All art is heckin' political!"
Okay then smartass, please explain to me the politics of this art?
We got them to stop enforcing the NFA, that's a good start, but I feel like pushing them to allow full auto and recreational explosives is too big of an ask this soon on the heels of victory. As a good bridging measure I say we pressure the ATF into letting us smoke in restaurants, bars, and movie theaters again.
I don't write "headcanons" or "fanfics".
I come up with scenes for movies I never intend to make.
Big difference.
The important thing to remember about the NFA being willfully unenforced by the ATF is that the law has not gone away. The Dems could try to revert course if they get substantial enough power. The lesson of this is, build/buy as many SBRs, SBS, and Suppressors as possible. We need complete and total proliferation of these gun/accessory types so that they view banning them again as FUNCTIONALLY unenforceable as opposed to only IDEOLOGIALLY unenforceable. The only reason there hasn't ever been a real nationwide gun grab is because those in power know that guns on the whole are too numerous, and they are scared to try it. Make the aforementioned gun types part of that fear they have to tread on your rights.
Sirius: You know, Harry, when we were your age your mum was a real Hellcat.
Harry: Really?
Sirius: Oh yes. I remember in our 5th year, some trollop'd up Hufflepuff slag was sniffing around James. Lily sent her 2 meters into the air, this was without a Levioso mind you, just a mean left hook.
Harry: Uncle Vernon?
Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?!
Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood.
Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?!
Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita?
Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start?
Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system.
Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!
Vernon: You know, Ms. Granger, I'll never be able to understand it.
Hermione: What's that Mr. Dursley?
Vernon: Well, you're from a nice ordinary family, dentists or some such, spent your childhood in normal environs. Why would you choose to be so odd? With all of the witchery, I mean? Have you ever tried not being a witch?
Hermione: I doesn't work that way, Mr. Dursley. I was born this way.
Vernon: That sounds like a dreadfully lazy excuse, young lady. There's lots of freaks and weirdos that claim that they were "born that way" or "that's just the way I am" no, they just don't want to conform to society, I say.
Hermione: Mr. Dursley, I don't thin-
Vernon: And how do you very well know that perhaps you weren't "hexed" as a child and that's why you're like this now? Or maybe it's just a phase you'll grow out of?
Vernon: You know, Ms. Granger, I'll never be able to understand it.
Hermione: What's that Mr. Dursley?
Vernon: Well, you're from a nice ordinary family, dentists or some such, spent your childhood in normal environs. Why would you choose to be so odd? With all of the witchery, I mean? Have you ever tried not being a witch?
Hermione: I doesn't work that way, Mr. Dursley. I was born this way.
Vernon: That sounds like a dreadfully lazy excuse, young lady. There's lots of freaks and weirdos that claim that they were "born that way" or "that's just the way I am" no, they just don't want to conform to society, I say.
Hermione: Mr. Dursley, I don't thin-
Vernon: And how do you very well know that perhaps you weren't "hexed" as a child and that's why you're like this now? Or maybe it's just a phase you'll grow out of?
Harry: Uncle Vernon?
Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?!
Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood.
Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?!
Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita?
Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start?
Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system.
Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!
Harry: Sirius, I'm glad to see you aga-
Sirius: I wasn't anyone's bitch.
Harry: W-what?
Sirius: In Azkaban, Harry. I wasn't anyone's bitch.
Harry: I-uh-I...umm wasn't going to ask you that
Sirius: HARRY! LOOK AT ME! IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU KNOW YOUR GODFATHER WASN'T ANOTHER MAN'S BITCH!
I think my hottest "what else would you change?" take in the Malfoid version of Harry Potter would be having Sirius live. His death is really not in service of much when you get down to it. Having him alive as Harry's father figure the whole way through is better I think and it would add something interesting to the Malfoid x Harry dynamic since Sirius and Malfoid are related.
"On one hand, Hermione is crazy, Harry. She put a grown woman in a jar-Granted she's a journalist but still. That kind of crazy leads to really freaky sex. On the other hand, she's a libtard so chances are high she'll divorce you to 'find herself' with some African men. Malfoy is the much safer option, believe me."
