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London, England
Joined October 2011
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Toby retweeted
I just find it funny how Arab royals can come to the UK and get absolutely shitfaced on Class-A drugs but want people executed for doing the same thing in their country 😂
Royal passed out on London street with three-year-old child after cocaine binge
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Toby retweeted
Decompressing after a stressful day by staring at the hypnotic rectangle that makes me want to kill myself
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It's not even about this whole moral debate of the value of human life over animal life or whatever, it's a 50/50 chance they'd miss the tiger and blow the guy's brains out in front of dozens of people
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“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids
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Using your phone at any point during a movie should be punishable by death. That is the moderate position
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Replying to @CW9_MCFC
10 accordingly to ChatGPT City Liverpool Nottingham Forest Chelsea Newcastle United Aston Villa Crystal Palace Arsenal Tottenham Hotspur Leeds United
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the “i don’t make an effort towards the people in my life but expect everyone to make an effort for me” crowd are really mad about this one
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Replying to @artwithinpod
It works so well you'd question how it isn't a part of the original. The idea of the Trojan Horse being the beginning of the end for humanity is such an interesting way of looking at it that really solidifies it as a spiritual successor to Oppenheimer.
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It doesn't work because the bit is the equivalent of "Who's on first". It only works if the characters involved don't play as rational actors; which doesn't mesh when trying to make a dramatic epic.
Christopher Nolan revealed that he wanted to include the famous “Nobody” wordplay from Homer’s The Odyssey in the film but ultimately couldn’t make it work. The joke relies on Odysseus telling Polyphemus that his name is “Nobody,” so when the Cyclops cries, “Nobody is attacking me!”, the others leave, thinking nothing is wrong. According to Nolan, the pun simply didn’t translate naturally into modern dialogue.
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Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours
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1. Sunday evenings: There is a specific loneliness that attacks around 5:47pm on Sundays. Suddenly I want brunch dates, forehead kisses, cinema plans, and somebody asking me if I’ve eaten. Monday to Friday, I am busy and the busyness keeps me functional. But Sunday evening, I feel like I should be on a soft couch somewhere watching something with somebody’s son, while he’s rubbing my head. Because why is the weekend ending and I’m just lying down staring at the ceiling? Ugh.
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Toby retweeted
as a millennial manager, please keep your PTO reasoning to yourself. just give me the dates.
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The thing is that I’ll go to the pub with friends and have a few drinks and a laugh and it’ll be great and the next day I’ll be walking through London and see some people having a few drinks and a laugh outside the pub and feel that I am forever excluded from the joys of life
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can someone evil please die overnight im depressed and it would be nice to wake up to
can someone evil please die overnight im depressed and it would be nice to wake up to
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This is maybe the best Six Nations in history. And this weekend has been one of the greatest rounds the tournament has ever had.
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I think it’s such a good testament to someone’s character when they bring all their different friends together and everyone gets on well
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Every region and demographic group is *convinced* that London is an extremely unsafe place to live except... Londoners.
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woman so divine i almost liked a weird tweet
Am i the only one who doesn't like girls with Abs and muscle ?
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