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Long-time nerd, robotics and big data. Hobbyist writer, wanna-be artist.

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HR asked us to build an internal AI chatbot that could answer employee questions about company policies. We connected it to the employee handbook, benefits documents, and twelve years of internal company announcements. Named it AskHR. It worked beautifully. Employees could ask about PTO, health insurance, parental leave, whatever. Then someone asked: "Why haven't we received raises in two years?" The chatbot responded: "According to the CFO's March 2025 announcement, the company is experiencing financial constraints." Then it helpfully added: "However, the company approved $340,000 in executive bonuses during the same period." HR called me immediately. "WHY IS IT SAYING THAT?" I explained that both announcements were in its knowledge base. They asked me to remove the bonus information. I asked if it was inaccurate. "No, but it's inappropriate." Then someone asked AskHR why the company stopped providing free lunches. It explained the decision was made to reduce operating expenses. Then cited a leadership announcement celebrating our new $180,000 executive retreat. Employees started asking questions we'd never anticipated. "Why does the CEO have a company car?" "Who approved the private jet expense?" "Why was the employee wellness budget cut?" AskHR answered every single one. With sources. By Thursday, HR had received 200 complaints. Not about the chatbot. About the company. The CEO demanded we shut it down. Said the system was spreading negativity. I explained that it was literally repeating information leadership had published themselves. He said we needed to make it more aligned with company values. I asked which values. He said he'd get back to me. We spent $140,000 building an AI that could accurately explain company policies. It lasted four days. Turns out the one thing leadership didn't want employees having access to was leadership's own decisions.
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Spicy desert friend, 2023 Done for Gila
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Dogs have mastered the art of teasing their humans! 😂🐶 They know exactly how to push our buttons and get away with it! 🤣 Who’s really training whom here? 👀
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a beautiful, sunny autumn day for the SuitWalk 🍁 #rd #röhndance #suitwalk #fa2p #2pfoten #myPhotoSpotlight 🐾 @BluishGecko
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Lola the baby otter tries fish for the first time [📹 paulcuffaro]
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Shocking secrets of food commercials
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– at Cahokia, IL
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I am INVESTED
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Now hold veeeeery still 🫣 🦌 @shipo-the-deer.bsky.social 📸 Photo box at RhönDance 2026 organized by @2pfoten #furry #fursuit #shenanigans #FursuitFriday
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In 1942, a drunk German officer sat at dinner and bragged about the Jewish woman he had selected from the brothel the Nazis had forced open in town. He said her name out loud. The Tunisian Arab sitting across from him stayed calm, smiled, poured more wine, and finished the meal. Then he drove the officer home, sped through the dark streets, and knocked on a door close to midnight. That night, he hid 25 people for four months. He never spoke about it again. His name was Khaled Abdul-Wahab. He was 31 years old, a wealthy Muslim Tunisian who had studied art and architecture in New York and spoke fluent German. Nazi officers trusted him. They invited him to their dinners. Tunisia was the only Arab country directly occupied by Nazi Germany during the war. Jewish families were pushed from their homes. More than 5,000 Jewish men were sent to forced labor camps. Yellow stars marked every chest. That December night in the coastal town of Mahdia, Khaled listened as the officer boasted. The woman he named belonged to a family Khaled had known all his life. He left immediately. He drove through the night. He knocked on their door at midnight. Pack nothing. Come now. He gathered 25 people — mothers, fathers, cousins, and children — and drove them nearly 20 miles to his family farm, hiding them inside the olive press, stables, and storage buildings. This was not one brave act. It was four straight months of courage. He fed them while supplies grew scarce. He kept babies quiet. He trusted his servants to stay silent. When German soldiers arrived to count Jewish families, the hidden people pinned yellow stars onto their clothes and stood motionless. When the soldiers left, the stars came off again. One night, a drunken soldier wandered onto the farm and discovered them. An eleven-year-old girl hiding under a bed watched him laugh and threaten to kill everyone there. Then Khaled appeared. She remembered him her entire life as a guardian angel. He calmly walked the soldier outside, took away his weapon, and sent him off the property. Nobody on that farm died. In May 1943, British forces liberated Tunisia. All 25 people returned home alive. Khaled went back to a quiet life. He married, raised daughters, painted, and worked in government service. He never told anyone what he had done. Not his wife. Not his children. No one. He died on September 4, 1997, at the age of 86. His story was buried with him. Ten years later, his daughter Faiza was sitting in a café in Paris reading a Sunday newspaper when she came across an interview with an American historian describing a Tunisian Arab who had hidden 25 Jews in 1942. The historian mentioned her father by name. She was 45 years old and had never heard the story before. She contacted the historian. One of the children saved on the farm had left behind 83 pages of testimony before her death. Every detail matched. “I rediscovered my father,” Faiza later said. Khaled was nominated for Israel’s highest honor given to non-Jews who saved Jewish lives. He would have been the first Arab to receive it. The committee declined, saying he had not risked his own life enough. Faiza answered with a line history should never forget: “My father opened his home to Jews. They did not open theirs to us.” Today, the 25 people Khaled saved have hundreds of descendants living across Israel, France, America, and Tunisia. The little girl hidden beneath the bed grew up, moved to Paris, and built a family of her own. None of them would exist if Khaled had stayed silent that night. He had everything to lose. He acted anyway. Then he spent the rest of his life saying nothing about it. The world nearly forgot him twice. Now you know his name.
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Our CEO hates the new company phone system. Not because it drops calls. Not because the audio quality is bad. Because he can't slam the phone down when he's angry. We migrated everyone to software-based calling last month. You end a call by clicking a little red button. He says it lacks authority. "People need to KNOW when I'm ending a conversation." I suggested saying goodbye. He looked genuinely offended. So I bought him a $79 USB telephone handset. It connects to his laptop and works exactly like an old desk phone. He loved it. For three days. Then he complained that slamming the handset onto the cradle didn't make enough noise. Apparently the sound is an essential part of executive communication. I recorded a heavy plastic telephone being slammed onto a desk. Added it as a sound effect that plays just before his calls disconnect. He tested it. Called the CFO. Argued about something. SLAM. He smiled like a child on Christmas morning. By Friday, six other executives wanted the feature. The VP of Sales requested a louder version. HR asked if we could disable it during employee termination calls. The CEO refused. He says it's part of his leadership style. We now have three different hang-up sounds available to senior management. Standard. Firm. Executive. I spent eight years studying computer science to develop a corporate telephone system that lets rich people hang up on each other more aggressively.
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Kid Joel had BIG plans for the future! 🚗🤖🚀✨ Sound ON! 🔊
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November 3, 1793. A butcher's daughter from Montauban was guillotined in Paris for publishing a pamphlet suggesting the French people should be allowed to vote on what kind of government they wanted. Two years earlier she had written that a woman has the right to mount the scaffold, and must therefore also have the right to mount the rostrum. She got the first half. Olympe de Gouges was born Marie Gouze in 1748, the daughter of a semi-literate butcher. At sixteen she was married off to a much older man, and he died about a year later, which freed her. She refused to remarry and refused to use his name. She went to Paris in 1770, renamed herself, and became a playwright. She wrote over forty plays, which for a self-educated woman with no formal schooling in eighteenth century France is remarkable on its own. And she used them. Her 1788 pamphlet Réflexions sur les hommes nègres attacked slavery outright, and her play L'Esclavage des Noirs was staged in 1789, with pro-slavery groups turning up to disrupt the performances. Her position was that men everywhere are equal, and that there was no such thing as real liberty in a country that held slaves. She was writing that in the capital of a country whose Caribbean colonies were the most profitable slave economy on earth. Then the Revolution, and in 1789 the Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen, which was universal in its language and did not extend to women in practice. So in September 1791 she published the Declaration of the Rights of Woman and of the Female Citizen, rewriting the 1789 document clause by clause with women included, and dedicated it to Marie Antoinette, which was either a clever appeal to the one woman in France with political weight or a catastrophic misjudgement, depending on the year you read it in. Its most quoted line is the one about the scaffold and the rostrum. The argument underneath it is sharper than the slogan. If a woman can be tried, convicted and executed by the state, the state has already conceded she is a citizen with full responsibility, so it cannot coherently deny her the vote. Nobody in the Assembly answered that argument. They did not need to. Her politics were moderate, which in 1793 was the fatal category. She wanted a constitutional monarchy rather than a republic. She was close to the Girondins, whose execution I posted about on October 31. And she opposed killing the King, arguing for exile instead, and offered to help defend him at his trial. Then in 1793 she published Les Trois Urnes, which proposed a national plebiscite, three urns, where the French people would choose between a republic, a federal system and a constitutional monarchy. Asking the people to vote on whether to keep the republic was, in the summer of 1793, sedition. She was arrested in July. She spent months in prison, writing and smuggling out texts the whole time. Her trial was before the Revolutionary Tribunal and she was denied legal counsel, reportedly on the grounds that she was perfectly capable of defending herself, which was both a compliment and a death sentence. She defended herself anyway, and well. The evidence against her was her own writing, including an unfinished play critical of Marie Antoinette, which tells you how little the content mattered next to the fact of a woman publishing on politics. She was condemned and guillotined on November 3, 1793, two weeks after Marie Antoinette and three days after the Girondins. Her reported last words were a condemnation of the Revolution's injustice. Like most reported scaffold lines, treat the exact wording carefully. And then what the authorities said about her, which is the part that should be in every post about her. The official revolutionary commentary on her death did not argue with her ideas. It said she had forgotten the virtues appropriate to her sex, that she had wanted to be a statesman, and that the law had punished a conspirator who had forgotten what she was. It was published as a warning to other women. It worked. The Jacobin government had already shut down the women's political clubs the previous month, and organised feminism in France went quiet for decades. Two days after she died, Madame Roland was guillotined. She was a self-taught butcher's daughter who wrote against slavery before abolition was respectable, and argued for women's political rights before anyone in Europe was listening, and the Revolution that proclaimed universal rights killed her for suggesting the people should get a vote.
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Cat and Doggo teaming up to wish you the best possible start into the new week! 📸Kianga 🧭 Castle ruin Reußenstein #furry #fursuit #shenanigans #FursuitEveryday
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American Learns About Freedom In Germany!😂
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