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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
CONGRATULATIONS TO TOYOTA! My dear friend Akio Toyoda, very MAGA, tremendous guy! I asked him, “Akio, should we expect any Pearl Harbor-type surprises from your drivers this weekend?” He said, “NO, SIR!” Very reassuring. Would’ve been nice to get that kind of advance notice the FIRST TIME! But we have a GREAT RELATIONSHIP!
Give a call to @BrandonJonesRac and the No. 20 @JoeGibbsRacing team, who earned win No. 700 for Toyota tonight at @HomesteadMiami. 🏁 "It's just so cool to cap the year off the way we did tonight."
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
What is Breeze doing? It launched in 2021 to fly thin routes a few times a week, with nonstops instead of hub connections. Now: 91 cities, 300+ routes. It's private, so it's hard to tell if it works. I went through its network, fleet, and DOT financials. Here's what I found:
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
The Tesla Cybertruck order backlog is currently far more than we can make before dismantling the line for Cybercab expansion around June/July next year. We will add an extra shift to try to get all orders done in time.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
One of Ocasio-Cortez's constituents loses her mind over climate change during AOC's townhall, claims we only have a few months left: "We got to start eating babies! We don't have enough time! ... We have to get rid of the babies! ... We need to eat the babies!"
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is from a 2019 AOC town hall and depicts a satirical stunt by LaRouche PAC, not a genuine current constituent. snopes.com/fact-check/bab… c-span.org/clip/public-af…
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
Can you guys believe I was just named Chief of Staff? Whoooaa brozzz. Have a great weekend, you guys. If you’re in Michigan, come laugh with me at @ComedyCastle Detroit. Shows tonight through Sunday.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
Her vote counted as much as yours
"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice"
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Border already being dismantled at Olive Garden.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
Spoiler alert, the corruption in Georgia is going to be the laziest, dumbest corruption in government history.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
Can you imagine how many dodge hellcats are going to be sold in Georgia over the next 6 years
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
This was a really good ad
Older right-wing men in Maine speaking their native French is cool
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
I am compelled to share this if for nothing else the use of "allahu akbarriers." I am dead. Also buying this guy's book now.
And now I’m here on Oxford Street, London on my way to this morning’s photoshoot and admiring the newly installed allahu akbarriers, just in time to keep Christmas shoppers safe from Muslims with mental health issues who want to drive into pedestrians and kill them.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
Glad to see that this fucking patriot is back. They don’t make them like that anymore.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
The left has already taken over and already put an Indian on my television . Who the hell is Chief Meteorologist.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
It was a good run. Thanks for the memories.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
Flying is atrocious now. Just drive if its within 500 miles. Even with TSA Pre and Clear you have to walk through a Star Wars cantina of people on speaker phone and Cookie Monster pjs. The lounges aren't much better. I always end up seated next to a 300 lb hambeast. Why bother?
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
If Georgia were a separate country you could safely predict famine.
Georgia's new Agriculture Secretary plans to direct state funds to black farmers for being black. Buckle up, Georgia. DEI is coming.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
I tell people about this Greg Valentine Tokyo Dome entrance quite a bit and a lot of people think I'm lying to them. Here's the proof, Valentine (Rhythm and Blues gear and look) comes to the ring to Roxette's "The Look" from the WWF/All Japan event in 1990 @Myers_Wrestling
This is the greatest entrance by a professional wrestler quite possibly ever.
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ByrdsFinger(jestermaxxing) retweeted
Why was a baseball team posting this?
While only 13% of the trans population in the United States is estimated to be Black, 73% of known trans homicide victims were Black women.
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