Lifelong Restaurant weirdo obsessed w/ DFW sports, reality tv, my pets, plants, & progress. Unfortunate Texas Dem. Views are my own.
Dallas, TX
Joined June 2013
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I did it! Placed my primary votes for @jamestalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX
Get out there and vote, my friends!
#TeamTalarico #TexasPrimary #TurnTexasBlue
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When I wake up on November 4th and don’t have to see any more political ads or text messages.
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You may see an 81 year old man crying after waiting decades to see his favorite team win the World Series but I see a 15 year old kid living in the moment.
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Obama 🔥: "The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments. He took great umbrage. The mobilized a whole of government response to that joke! They told the Treasury Secretary to hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory. This really happened."
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Abdul El-Sayed: “The worst of the Big Ugly Bill hasn’t even hit yet. They knew it would be so disastrous to working people that they didn’t actually make it take effect until after the midterms. In January, Medicaid cuts, ACA subsidy cuts, all of that is gonna get worse. It’s about to be a nuclear bomb that goes off on our healthcare system”
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I prefer presidents who don’t contest the results of elections that haven’t even happened yet.
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🚨 ONE DAY after reporting Greg Abbott team had secret Big Tech meeting to "remove roadblocks" for more data centers in Texas, @politico now reports he's accepted millions more in donations from data center interests, including $5 million from Elon Musk.
politico.com/news/2026/10/27…
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Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Hey, fellow Texans. Dan Patrick said this: “I'm not going to legalize marijuana in Texas. And if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it."
Just a friendly reminder you have a chance to take him up on that. Early voting is open now!
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Republican Party in 2026: not at all offended about being compared to Saddam Hussein, but dying on the hill that the WH should look like a Cheesecake Factory.
